Political Humor

Coming this fall……an epic new disaster movie so scary you will literally be crapping your pants in the theater…

An iceberg so large and destructive it threatens the existence of mankind…

A film so outlandish Time Magazine calls it: “outlandishly outlandish”…

Based on the true-life, over-hyped story by the media, Attack of The Iceberg pits man against a broken-off piece of a glacier in Greenland that threatens to possibly move very, very slowly towards shipping lanes.

Ed Markey stars as Phyllis Mayton, a cross-dressing transgender who tries to convince a skeptical world of dire implications…

“An iceberg four times the size of Manhattan has broken off Greenland, creating plenty of room for deniers to start their own country…”

Cookie the Polar Bear stars as Snowflake, the dis-enchanted gansta from the hood looking to prevent anyone from getting near the iceberg, which he considers his territory.

The Rebel Alliance from Star Wars star as themselves, a rag-tag group of dissenters hoping to stop the iceberg from killing the world.

Attack of the Iceberg…coming to theaters this Fall.

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Chris Cameron is a columnist for Radioactive Liberty. He also has his own political humor/commentary blog Trees Hate Hugs as well as Angry Seafood, a politics-free humor blog.

Do not let the news that Al Gore allegedly sexually assaulted a masseuse diminish your faith in Global Warming, or Climate Change or whatever bull they are calling it these days.

What, you did not hear the story? Here you go…

Vice President Al Gore was accused of repeated, unwanted sexual contact with a massage therapist at a Portland hotel room in 2006, according to police reports.

The woman told police she was “repeatedly subjected to unwanted sexual touching” in Gore’s hotel room at the Hotel Lucia, according to the police report.

Is the climate change scam now going so badly Al Gore can not afford an actual hooker, hoping to get off on the cheap with a masseuse?

That is just the tip of the iceberg.

Gore was staying in the hotel under the name “Mr. Stone”, a very un-original alias. Even Michael Vick was more creative, referring to himself as “Ron Mexico” when he went for herpes testing a few years back.

At one point he tried seducing her with Pink’s “Dear Mister President”. That alone is a bad move. First off, the song sucks. Second, the accuser is an admitted member of the Birkenstock crowd.

In other words she is a hippie.

Go with some Grateful Dead or Phish or some other band that plays the same song for twenty minutes. Oh, and don’t forget the pot. I don’t know how many times I used the “want to go up to my room and get high” pickup line in college. It worked very well and I am sure times have not changed in that regard.

His accuser also called him a “crazed sex poodle”. If you just got a little throw-up in your mouth it is understandable.

This whole thing could lead to new public service ads too…

Bill Clinton calls Al Gore on the phone, asking him where he learned to sexually assault women. Gore angrily shouts back “I learned it from watching you!”

Presidents that sexually assault women have Vice Presidents that sexually assault women.

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Chris Cameron is a columnist, writer, and reporter for Radioactive Liberty. He also has his own humor blog Angry Seafood.

Sometimes things get so ridiculous, there’s only one thing left to do… rant. I haven’t done this for a while, today’s your lucky day.

From a distance, it looks like the IDF may have screwed-up their boarding of the terrorist backed “humanitarian aid” ship off the coast of Gaza. Screwed-up or not, I damn sure support Israel’s right to search vessels attempting to run their legal blockade. They have every right to defend themselves from Hamas, Iran and others who are trying to destroy them. Bottom fucking line.

Let’s be realistic, Israel isn’t the first country to dick-up an op. Ask former President Carter. Remember all the dead US military in the Iranian desert during the botched hostage rescue? I’m still not convinced that a young  Ahmadinejad wasn’t one of the “students” who held those Americans for 444 days. And who spoke-out on Wednesday condemning Israel? Jimmy The Jew Hater Carter, that’s who.

Speaking of the Promised Land, where’s Rahm Emanuel? Oh yeah… Israel. Well, maybe. He’s been gone for three weeks to his son’s Bar Mitzvahs or something, while Louisiana’s wildlife turns into Tar Balls, the Blago Hair Trial for Men begins, the Out-of-Stock Market tanks, Nazi bitch, Heil Helen Shar-Pei Thomas said the Jews should “get the hell out of Palestine” and go back where they came from (was she talking to you Rahm?), Joe Sestak tries-out for the role of Bubba’s New Blue Dress -as he’s been stained by Clinton too, Barry Two Wars Obama -our Commander and Sheik- spits in the collective faces of our military by heading-off to a BBQ in the Windy City -across the street from the well-known Anti-Semite Louis Farrakan‘s house- and sends Joe who needs a plumber to remove his head from his stopped-up anatomical sewage outlet Biden to Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day on the very day we remember those who now serve and have served their country and our fallen heroes. Top that run-on sentence, Eric.

Hey, here’s a thought. Let’s shove some of those dead, oil-soaked pelicans on sticks, light them, and march on Chicago? Why Chicago you might ask? Because it’s the festering boil on the un-wiped hemorrhoid of Socialism, Fascism and Communism in our country. Where’s a Joseph McCarthy when we need one?

You’re wasting your time picketing Washington. Obama and his Chicago Mob won’t even notice. Take it home. Go for the throat. Well actually, it’s the other end, but you get the idea.

March on the same city where President Obamunist friends (whom he’s never met) Bill Ayers and Bernadette Dorhn live. Two home-gown terrorist who, along with Code Pink founder Jodie Evans, support the IHH and the Free Gaza movement. The IHH, the very group that several governments have labeled as a terrorist organization. The very Send them to the Showers organization that booked the Turkish Terror Cruise to Israel.

Around… and around… it goes.