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10 Proven Ways to Drive Traffic to Your Blog

June 8th, 2007 by Fiar · 14 Comments ·

Do you want to drive more traffic to your blog?

Of course you do. Everyone does, and you’re in luck, because I’m about to tell you how.

  1. Provide useful information. For example, how to drive more traffic to your blog.
  2. Don’t write posts about the minutae of your life, no one cares if your dog had Lyme Disease.
  3. Make top 10 lists of useful information, such as “10 Proven Ways to Drive Traffic to Your Blog.”
  4. Go to Home Depot and pick up some illegal aliens. Take them to an internet cafe to do the blog reading that Americans won’t do. Of course, this one involves actual driving.
  5. Join Humor-Blogs.com.
  6. Use keywords, like drive, traffic, blog, and Paris Hilton
  7. Keep it short, and to the point. No one cares that you need to get back to work. Just post and get back to work.
  8. Paris Hilton
  9. Write posts that purport to tell people how to get more traffic that seem like they’re really designed to get you more traffic.
  10. Did I mention Paris Hilton. You should do that… Mention Paris Hilton.

There you have it, good luck and good blogging! I have to get back to work.

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14 responses so far ↓

  • 1 RT - Chief Mongress // Jun 8, 2007 at 3:39 pm

    Dang. I just eliminated a headline about Paris Hilton my newest headline post. I was like, “I’m tired of her boney ass.”

    Shep Smith almost said, “Cluster F**k,” though. That was funny.

    Thanks for the tips. I’ll go back to my sleepy blog. :)

  • 2 eric // Jun 8, 2007 at 5:33 pm

    Hello.

    I would consider it a privilege if you would add my political blog “The Tygrrrr Express” http://www.blacktygrrrr.wordpress.com to your list of linked sites if you feel the quality is high.

    Happy June.

    eric

    PARIS HILTON!

  • 3 Skul // Jun 8, 2007 at 5:37 pm

    WHAT!!! Your dog has Lyme Disease??
    or was that Paris Hilton? She’ll recover in about 45 days.

  • 4 kate // Jun 8, 2007 at 6:18 pm

    That was friggin’ funny.

  • 5 RT - Chief Mongress // Jun 8, 2007 at 7:33 pm

    I just noticed that for the first time I can see your title (Radioactive Liberty) as you intended…that cool way, not the boring way. YAY! Yeah…doesn’t take much to entertain me these days.

  • 6 BOSSY // Jun 10, 2007 at 10:21 am

    And blowjobs can’t hurt. Mentioning them, Bossy means. In posts. Anyway - funny shtuff.

  • 7 FIAR // Jun 10, 2007 at 11:42 am

    They can hurt if they’re done wrong. IRL.

  • 8 RT - Chief Mongress // Jun 10, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    Heh.

  • 9 Eileen // Jun 12, 2007 at 2:14 pm

    “Useful” information, I tried that, or was it “useless but desired” information?

    Is it better to have 3 or 4 loyal readers who adore your writing (or maybe just find it interesting to some small degree) or over a hundred different readers each day who only want information?

    If one is advertising, I get the point of just wanting a bunch of hits (or do they actually have to click the ads to make it profitable?)

    If one is more interested in ego stuff, or even feeling useful, does the number of hits help this?

    Friends are very useful, more useful than page hits.

    Right now I am really irritated at some jerk in a particular forum (not this one), so if I can dis him somehow in my blog, and then attract the “right” hits to my blog, that might serve to make me feel better. (No I haven’t done this yet, should I, or would it be excessively immature?)

  • 10 richj // Jun 12, 2007 at 4:30 pm

    FIAR-the Paris Hilton of the blogosphere. It’s all about you, traffic whore.

  • 11 Wyatt Earp // Jun 13, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    Speaking of Paris Hilton: Shank the Skank!

    http://sharpshooters.blogspot......hanks.html

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  • 14 Passionate America // Jul 28, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    Useful tips from FIAR…

    Friends can be useful. Friends like FAIR from Radioactive Liberty are usually useless, worthless, and pointless. Occasionally friends show a glimmer of hope and impart upon you a morsel of wisdom that is actually useful and entertaining. Now I’m …

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