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2 Random Facts About FIAR

The Prophet Insolublog and A4g of Point Five have tag-teamed me with a meme in which I am supposed to post 8 random facts about myself. The first thing I am supposed to do is post the rules of the meme.

Rules are for losers.

I think you will agree that rules are established by other people to strip you of your free will, crush your creativity, usurp your responsibility, and control your mind.

Create your own rules based on what is consistent with your dreams, goals, and values. Be prepared, though. Others will not like it when you refuse to be constrained by their arbitrary limitations.

You need to have the courage to accept the consequences when you stop being one of the good little sheep following the herd over their suicidal cliff of pointless living.

Now that I’ve thrown the rules out the window, here are 2 Random Facts About FIAR:

  1. I’m the most important person in the universe. How you interpret that statement says more about you than it does about me.
  2. I’m efficient. I can tell you more about me in two random facts than others can in eight.

Ding dong! The meme is dead.

“Baaaaa! Suck it,” said the black sheep.

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Category: Pointless Nonsense

23 Responses to “2 Random Facts About FIAR”

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    Wait. I thought Lindsay Lohan was the most important person in the universe. Who do you think you are? You’re just some guy from PA. What makes you so special? Huh?

    Baaaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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    I could have summed you up in one word. Guess what that word is!

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    Oh, and….you were tagged-teamed? Dang. I feel like I don’t know you, Fiar.

  4. FIAR says:

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    Who do you think you are?

    I think I’m the most important person in the Universe, RT

    I could have summed you up in one word. Guess what that word is!

    Megalomaniac. What do I win?

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    You, sir, are wrong…but good guess. ;P

  6. Goldy says:

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    Since you are the most important person in the world I guess I better subscribe to your blog…

  7. Redneck says:

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    No, there’s no ego problem here. FIAR just forgot to take his medication this morning.

  8. FIAR says:

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    Goldy, thanks for stopping by and commenting. Your post gave me a valuable perspective to think about.

    Redneck, You’re just jealous that I have a higher ranking on Humor-blogs.com

    I don’t take medication.

  9. jimmyb says:

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    You’re in true form, FIAR!

  10. Insolublog says:

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    As the most important and efficient person in the universe, could you please declare D.C. a un-natural disaster area, so we can get some non-federal funding to finance a much needed ass kicking up there?

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    I’m bored, thus all the hits and comments.

    Thank you for being Fiar and having a blog where I can leave insanely stupid comments. I appreciate it. ;P

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    [...] → RT – Chief Mongress wants to play a guessing game. She claims to be able to describe me in one word, and won’t reveal the answer until someone guesses it. Leave your answers in the comments on [...]

  13. FIAR says:

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    Bloodthirsty

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    Sorry, Bill, you are not correct.

    It’s not a mean word. It is more or less symbolism and imagery.

  15. Wild Bill says:

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    Retard is the word I would use to describe FIAR, but I think I have a different definition of retarded then what the dictionary says.

  16. FIAR says:

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    Aha! Messiah.

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    Nope.

  18. Chris C says:

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    mongoloid?

  19. FIAR says:

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    Chris, You misspelled “Monger.”

    I was going to vote for Supreme Monger Overlord™ but that’s not one word.

    Until I decree that it is anyway. I vote “Overlord.”

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    mogoloid—HA! Didn’t think of that one. WRONG.
    Monger–nope (but you are warm)
    Supreme Monger Overlord–Is that anything like a soft taco supreme with sour cream?
    Overlord? No.

  21. FIAR says:

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    Mongoloid Monger!

    I can’t think of any more right now.

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    I cannot believe you can’t get the word. I mean, I gave you clues and everything.

  23. Chris C says:

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    mongoloid is a word, it used to be a negative slang term for people with down’s syndrome. :)

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