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Posts from — July 2005

Kids Are Really Funny

J. has been away on business, and her daughter, H. (girl, 7 next week) was at her grandmothers for the week. H called me on night and when I answered she says, “is this your cell phone?”
I said, “Yes.”
“Where are you?”
“I’m at home.”
“No you’re not.”
“Yes I am.”
“If you’re at home then why are you on your cell phone?”

Pretty observant to recognize that people use cell phones away from the house, but I was actually home at the time.

July 28, 2005   No Comments

Check Out the New Banner!

Not here… yet, but at Radioactive Liberty. Vote for the best one in the comments section here. I had the most horrible nightmare trying to figure out how to do it. I’m about as good with HTML as a slug is at the high jump. Now I know how to do it, so once I design a banner for here, I’ll put it up. Hopefully I didn’t mess anything up by doing all that work, but if I did, I have the pre-modified template saved… I may be dumb as a monkey, but I’m smart as a chimp. I know to save my work, just in case.

July 28, 2005   No Comments

Suggestions Anyone?

I have this problem with writing. It seems that all through out the day, my head races with ideas of what to write about. By the time I actually have time to publish any of my ideas, I am tired and can’t exactly think straight. I work in a warehouse, operating a machine, so it’s hard to even take any kinds of notes. I do try to scribble down a few ideas from time to time, but by the time I get home I don’t remember what the note is about. I can’t be very comprehensive in my note taking, because I have work to do. Meanwhile, I don’t really need my brain much to do my work, so my head spins with ideas that never get translated to the blog. I would really appreciate ideas on how I can more effectively hang on to my thoughts, and get them written down at night, without having to spend hours rebooting my brain to get started again. I know there is so much that I want to say, but I can’t say it when it’s there in my thoughts. Suggestions anyone?

July 26, 2005   No Comments