“My opinions are so remarkably correct as to literally be transformed into fact.” Fitch

“Try not to squirm when you get the anal probe, there’ll be fewer side effects.” Xran the Fleshrender

“Who asked for YOUR opinion?”
“Oh, and screw you, Fitch!” Damian G.

“Fitch, you rule!
And you still have that new car smell!” Jimmy B The Conservative UAW Guy

“You’re a Freak, Fitch! I’m disgusted, but I can’t look away.” Mike from The Deep Freeze

“Fitch: You are right” Diana Kennedy – The surrender monkey troll at CUG

“Fitch, you’re not deranged monkey?” Fmragtops

Well, that’s all I could find in an hour of research. Go ahead and come up with some new ones in the comments. I will update and offer the free linky love to you too. I am NOT responsible for taking any statements out of context. They are all actual quotes. Ok, Maybe a few are out of context.

Everyone is complaining about skyrocketing gas prices lately. I’m not big on conservation for any reason other than, how much money it helps keep in my wallet, but I had an Idea on how to conserve some gas, and thus save some money.

That’s right – Stay in bed!

The Sleepmaster Cross Country handles well in all environments, whether urban, suburban, or rural. It Functions in any weather conditions, and accommodates two adults, three dogs, and a seven year old kid. Best of all the Sleepmaster gets unlimited miles per gallon. In fact, it doesn’t even use gasoline. The Sleepmaster is the perfect way to save a few bucks at the pump.

A Filthy Lie

So Puppy Blender wants to buy blogads now to ensure that THIS time he stays on top for good. I’m always hoping for an Instalanche, so I agreed to put one up here at Radioactive Liberty in the hopes that some linky love may result from Evil Glenn.

Sorry, but there’s NO WAY I’m putting that in my sidebar. Just not gonna happen. It’s not only disgusting, it’s really F**king annoying too.