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Point Five Brought the Cake

November 30th, 2005 · No Comments

Point Five brought the cake. Thanks, but no thanks guys. I’ll take a pass on that one.
I thought I would come up with a few slogans in honor of my birthday, so without further ado:

Celebrating 33 years of always being right.

Offending the monumentally stupid since 1972.

Who brought the deranged monkey to the party? (OK so [...]

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Tags: Self Aggrandizement

Franz Ferdinand

November 30th, 2005 · No Comments

Last night I got the new Franz Ferdinand album, You Could Have Had It So Much Better. I’m totally digging it.
Anyway, I show up to work today, and I have it cranked up to pain inducing volume level. I pulled into my parking space at work, yeah, I said MY parking space, wanna fight about [...]

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Tags: Useless Entertainment

It’s My Grim Milestone and I’ll Bitch If I Want To

November 29th, 2005 · 1 Comment

So today is my birthday, and I’m pissed. “Why would someone be pissed off on such a Grim Milestone?” You might ask. After all, Grim Milestones are cause for celebration.
Well, I’ve worked for my company for a total of about 8 years now. I worked for a little over 2 years the first time, and [...]

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Tags: Self Aggrandizement

You Don’t Save Money by Spending it

November 28th, 2005 · No Comments

A Political Humor Classic
On Friday, my lovely, wonderful sweetheart advised me that a particular department store was offering $10 back for every $50 dollars that we spend in the store.
“It’s a scam. They don’t take $10 off the total bill. They give you a voucher for $10 that you have to use in their store [...]

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Tags: Humor

Post-Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Post

November 28th, 2005 · No Comments

Well, Thanksgiving is over, and we’re all back to work. Time to wake up from your tryptophan induced stupors. The 4 day weekend is over. I took a break from posting over the weekend, as I seem to do on a regular basis, weekly in fact. Honestly, what do I do? One or two posts [...]

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Tags: Humor