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Posts from — May 2006

So Who Are the 25 Percenters?

No, I don’t meant the people that approve of Bush’s job performance. Those are 32%ers or something like that. I’m talking about the people that give a good job approval rating to Congress, even in the light of their bi-partisian unanimity that the execution of legal search warrants against members of Congress is unconstitutional.

The Cranky Insomniac has the best and most accurate analysis of who these people that approve of Congress are.

May 28, 2006   1 Comment

Let’s Have Spaghetti

Scout with spaghetti sauce on his face

May 26, 2006   6 Comments

House Recap is Up

As the show opens, a guy with a freakishly swollen tongue is being attended to by Dr. House, then we see him discussing the case with his team. Blueblood (Chase) is horrified at his merciless taunting of the patient. “He looks like Harpo.”

“You asked him what book he’s currently reading?”

“It’s hilarious to try and watch him talk. I asked him anything I could think of.” House revels in his torment. “Favorite color: ‘Bwoo.’ Favorite dessert topping? Trust me. You never know what fact might be the key to saving your life.”

“Whipped cweam,” the patient responds.

“I asked him if he was sure.”

A man walks in and asks which one is Dr. House. House tells him it’s the skinny brunette. The man says “That’s Dr. Cameron.” House points out that he fits the vague description as well. The man says he was a patient of House’s, then shoots him, and says, “Shocking, isn’t it. Who’d want to hurt you?”

Fade to credits.

** Read the rest at Blogs for House

May 25, 2006   4 Comments