I once saw a hippy on the street
So I stomped him to death with my feet
As I cleaned off my shoe
I saw the bottle of shampoo
Said, “lather, rinse, repeat”
What’d you think, RT?
Entries from August 2008
A Limerick for RT
August 30th, 2006 · 3 Comments
Tags: Humor
Just the FAQs Ma’am
August 29th, 2006 · 9 Comments
Well, I asked you to make your own FAQs and it took a while, but I finally have the answers.
dragonlady474 asks: what made you start blogging?
I can tell what it wasn’t. It wasn’t a desire to change the world, or anything like that. I really don’t know. I just started out posting some things I [...]
Tags: Pointless Nonsense
SAST #4 [Short Attention Span Topics]
August 28th, 2006 · 5 Comments
I’m questioning people’s patriotism today, but before I do that make sure you visit the Carnival of Comedy at Acme Anvil Co.
You would think that with a name like Terrorism News that they would be reporting on the activities of, say, for example, terrorists. Instead it seems to mean, “news for terrorists.” Another possibility is, [...]
Tags: Link Pimpin'
Not Dead While Canadian: A Heinous Crime
August 24th, 2006 · 8 Comments
I bet you think that we’ll just turn a blind eye and look the other way and forgive you the crime of being not dead while Canadian.
Tags: Caustic Sarcasm
You Need to Tell Me These Things, Dammit!
August 24th, 2006 · 1 Comment
Apparently Wonder Woman decided to start blogging again, one month and four days ago. Why wasn’t I informed. This is an unforgivable transgression, and don’t think I’m going to just let it go so easily, WW. See! That’s Canadians for you. Hey, Canadians are foreigners!
So, do you think we’re just going to come crawling back [...]
Tags: Pointless Nonsense
