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Don’t Blow Our Cover!

Dammit! Fmragtops gets back from his surveying of Alaska – he was determining where we could best launch a strike against Siberian Russia in the War for Oil when he becomes President – and the first comment he leaves, he tries to blow the whole scheme. Here we are, concocting a war, and he wants to ruin the whole conspiracy.

On my post about Why I Support a War for Oil, he leaves this comment:

I prefer war for oil because of it’s violent, and chaotic nature, but more energy for us is a good reason too.

Well, duh! You seem to forget, FM, that we can’t just say that. In order to rally public support for a war, we need to present the American people with justifications that sound rational. The joy we receive from the severed bodies of children is the real reason for war, but we need to keep that on the down low, if you know what I mean.

It’s like when Bush said all that stuff about spreading democracy, and genocide, WMDs, “no fly zones,” UN resolutions, “Cease fire agreements,” tyranny, and “gathering threats” that were “not yet imminent.” Those sound like good reasons to the general public, and as such, the people start to feel supportive of a war effort.

We get off on the charred remains of innocent babies, but we need to put forth a facade that there are legitimate reasons for war. It’s about dead babies. It’s about the children, and watching their innocence torn from them in horror. It’s about burning villages to the ground, raping the livestock, and slaughtering the women, or something like that, but we need to mislead the people into thinking it’s not about having fun, it’s about making the world a better place.

*snickers* Yeah, right. Woo hoo! Dead babies.

So, FM, next time, be more careful with your words. We don’t want the retards on the Left getting wind of our true intentions.

September 20, 2006   16 Comments

Why I Support a War for Oil

Stop the ACLU has a post about Ten Reasons Why the West Will Lose the War on Terror (the pessimist’s view).

Here’s one of them:

6. The West refuses to become energy independent. The fuel of radical Islam is our petrol-dollars. No war can be fought successfully when the enemy controls the energy and our economy through our own continued foolish choices – choices we make because of a paralyzing political fear of radicalized environmental worship. Russia, Venezuela, and the Mid-east oil producers can be counted on to close us off in a second should it be thought by them to be to their advantage. Undermining and bringing down super-power America is already their desire. All that is necessary is the minutest turn of events. The eminent war with radicalized Islam offers much more than minute potential, when it comes to affording them opportunity. Energy is victory and lack of sufficient energy is defeat. Our domestic eco-politics have chosen to aid the enemy. (Emphasis mine ~ FIAR)

That’s why I support a War for Oil, and why it’s so insufferably stupid that the Leftards cry, “No blood for oil!”

War for Oil

Alternate logo. Just designed.

War for Oil Logo2

and a smaller version

War for Oil Logo2 small

September 19, 2006   9 Comments

There is no Terrorist Threat

Hassan Nasrallah declares death to AmericaI’m sick and tired of the Rethuglican talking points about “terrorism” and the “War on Terror” and “Islamofascism.” These are nothing more than Repugnican propaganda to keep the American people in fear of an imaginary enemy.

The Rethuglicans thrive when Americans can rally around a common enemy because of their ability to effectively depict Democrats as weak on national security or even sympathetic toward “the enemy.” If they can succeed in depicting an enemy of America, then they can use that to deflect attention away from domestic failures and as a pretext for power grabs in the name of defeating “the enemy.”America's unique symbol of Liberty

We saw this tactic in the 80′s with Reagan declaring the Soviet Union to be the “Evil Empire.” We can now clearly see that the premise that the USSR posed an existential threat to the US was false. The Soviet Union disbanded with a whimper, and without a single shot being fired. We see this tactic being employed now with Bush and the “Axis of Evil.”

Let’s get one thing straight: There is no terrorist threat.

911 Explosion
Just another isolated incident.

The only existential threat we face as a result of “terrorism” is the danger of our own corrupt leaders using their fabricated enemy as a means to strip us of our civil liberties. A few isolated incidences of violence where a rogue group of thugs get lucky, and we’ll be willing to give up our precious freedoms in the name of security. This is the only danger posed by these acts of “terrorism.”

Jihadi sieg heil 1 Jihadi sieg heil 2
Seig Heil!

The Republicans use terms like “Islamic fascism” and “Islamonazi,” even though the Muslims bear no resemblance whatsoever to fascists or Nazis. None at all. In fact it is the current administration that uses the fascist tactics of corporatism, military supremacy and nationalism.

Children recruited for the Jihad
Children prepare for the Jihad inner struggle.

Only a small minority of Muslims want to see the demise of the West. Let’s say a mere 10% are sympathetic to the goals and methods of the “terrorists.” Then, let’s say that only one percent of that group feels strongly enough to actually take up arms and strap bombs to themselves to actively fight to achieve that goal. With around 1.5 Billion Muslims worldwide, that would be an army of only 1.5 Million whose “inner struggle” is to rid the Earth of the Kuffar. I’m just making up numbers here, but I think we can agree that one tenth of one percent is a small minority. Maybe my percentages are low, but I think I made my point. Yet, Rethuglicans want us to believe that this small minority actually pose an existential threat to our way of life.

Lebanese crowd chants Death to America
Lebanese crowd chants “Death to America”

There is no terrorist threat.

A young boy prepares for the Jihad
This young boy is prepared for the Jihad inner struggle.

They’re just a small minority.

Suicide Bomber training
Suicide bomber induction ceremony in Lebanon.

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Von reminds me to mention that all of the images except the WTC one are screencaps from the Movie Obsession: Radical Islam’s War Against the West

September 18, 2006   9 Comments