Of course you remember that I had lamented the need for a new laptop. Well, I got one. I’m posting from it right now. More later.

New laptop pwnz omg bbq111eleven!

UPDATE: HP Pavilion dv5216cl.

People always ask me, “FIAR, you’re so witty, so funny, so intelligent, so good looking.” [Sorry ladies, I'm taken. Sorry guys, I'm not gay, and I'm taken] Well, that’s not exactly a question. What they ask is, “FIAR, you are like a living god, is there anything you can’t do?”

Actually yes. While I can control your thoughts, I can’t, for example, reverse the rotation of the Earth. I can cause Hurricanes and Earthquakes, but not volcanic eruptions for some reason. Although I can most likely stop a bullet between my teeth, I can’t fly… Yet.

So, I do have limitations.

In celebration of my birthday, tell me what the next year in my glorious life has to offer in my quest to become the cruel, deranged, bloodthirsty despot of the universe.

In case you were wondering where my site has been, I suffered a dread DOS attack. I set the previous post up using my FTP client to upload the audio, shut it down, and finished the post. Then I began to get hundreds of emails pouring in to my inbox all with weird-names-at-radioactiveliberty.com and all saying that delivery service failed to other email addresses that I’ve never heard of. They had to shut down my account to keep the server from crashing.

The admin at MidPhase told me that they were getting thousands of emails a minute from my domain.

RT – Chief Mongress sent an email of concern. The rest of you suck!

Except for Von. I got the computer of doom up and running. I had to reinstall windows. Thanks to Von for a little added assistance, and info. He’s the man. The rest of you suck, except for the Chief Mongress.

Now my computer has no programs on it, except for Firefox. Oh, here’s a trip – It was updating and it told me to “Upgrade” to Idiot Exploder 7. Bwahahahaha! I’m not falling for that shit again. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an anti-virus program to install. I kinda need one of those.