Political Humor

Some time ago, I issued a challenge to trolls (Cached version, scroll down some). I asked the Chickenchickenpussies that like to refer to us as Chickenhawks why it was necessary for me to enlist to attempt to prevent the demonization of our soldiers. I asked why I needed to become a soldier in order to [...]

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In a meeting President Bush had arranged with General David Petraeus, The President outlined a policy regarding the rules of engagement in Iraq:
I made it very clear, as did the Secretary, that our policy is going to be to protect our troops in Iraq. It makes sense that if somebody is trying to harm our [...]

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The first time Frank J was caught indulging in Manatee Pr0n, his disgusting fetish was discovered by his very own wife, SarahK. At the time, they were not yet married, or even engaged. What follows is a true and accurate description of the event as it unfolded. It is not at all a Vicious [...]

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Thanks to a recent delivery address from an order at work, I have found out that there is a road in Ashland, Virginia called Lickinghole Road. I wonder if anyone named Mike Hunt lives there.
“Hey! Isn’t that Mike Hunt from Lickinghole Road?”
“Yes, I think that is Mike Hunt from Lickinghole Road.”
“Wow! Mike Hunt from Lickinghole [...]

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Today we get to find out who plays New England in the Super Bowl.
Keep up to date on scores and results at http://www.superbowl.com/scores
New Orleans 14 @ Chicago 39
Fmragtops is practicing his most potent voodoo spells, but so far that #1 Offense of the New Orleans Saints looks… Absent.
The Saints fumbled and gave the Bears a [...]

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