Thanks to a recent delivery address from an order at work, I have found out that there is a road in Ashland, Virginia called Lickinghole Road. I wonder if anyone named Mike Hunt lives there.

“Hey! Isn’t that Mike Hunt from Lickinghole Road?”

“Yes, I think that is Mike Hunt from Lickinghole Road.”

“Wow! Mike Hunt from Lickinghole Road. Who would have believed it?”

Today we get to find out who plays New England in the Super Bowl.

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New Orleans 14 @ Chicago 39

Fmragtops is practicing his most potent voodoo spells, but so far that #1 Offense of the New Orleans Saints looks… Absent.

The Saints fumbled and gave the Bears a great opportunity. If the Bears had just taken the Field Goal in the first place, I would have said that the turnover cost them 3 points, but considering the number of opportunities the Bears blew down there, it’s a big win for the Saints to have held them to 3.

Did you know, a Bear is a big, burly gay guy? I’m just saying is all.

Halfway through the second. Bears lead 9-0. If this is going to be another soccer game like last week’s agonizing game, then I’m going to take a nap. I hope a football game breaks out before the half is over.

I gave the dogs a bath and finally some football gets played. 16-7 Bears lead at the half. Figures I’d miss the only worthwhile part of the half.

Reggie Bush takes it 88 yards and does a front flip into the end zone. 16-14. We looks to haves a football game!

The end there was just ugly and brutal. After a short momentum shift at the end of the first half and the beginning of the second half in favor of the Saints, it was all Bears. Final 39-14 Bears. I’m not particularly surprised that a dome team performed poorly in the cold rain/snow of Chicago. Pretty much expected.

New England 34 @ Indianapolis 38

Time for Gayton Manning to choke and Tom Gaydy and the Gaytriots to move on to yet another Super Bowl.

A completely botched play results in a Patriot touchdown. That’s the difference between a championship team and an ordinary one. A championship team overcomes adversity, just like the Patriots turned a fumble into a touchdown.

Patriots get a big 4th down conversion and then Corey Dillon just waltzes in for the touchdown. 14-3 Gaytriots lead.

They’re just running away with it, aren’t they? 21-3 Gaytriots. I hate to say it, because I freakin’ hate the Gaytriots, but they’re the next Super Bowl Champ. Actually I knew that when they beat San Diego to make it to this week.

I forgot to mention, that was the famous Manning choke I predicted.

At the end of the Half, the Dolts try to mount a comeback drive that falls short. They even try to argue that there should be a penalty for the receiver tripping over his own damn foot. Sorry, Tony Dungee, but being a world class klutz isn’t against the rules. 21-6 at the half.

The Colts come out of the locker room and put together a major drive down the field, culminating in a QB sneak by Manning for the TD. 21-13. Just think if Manning hadn’t choked. It would be 14-13 right now, but Manning always chokes, so they still have some ground to pick up. I doubt they will.

Holy crap! TD and 2 pointer. Tie game. 21-21.

It didn’t take long for New England to strike back. After review the call stands as a touchdown. I can hear the whiners now, “The ref stole the game.” It was a tough call. I’m not sure if the worst thing that happened was the defender pushing him. He may not have come down inbounds had he not been pushed. But it’s irrelevant. If the Colts deserve to win, they will over come it.

This has really turned into a shootout. The Colts come right back and tie it all back up at 28. This may come down to who has the ball last.

How about that drop? It’s no wonder he was wide open. The defense obviously knows the guy couldn’t catch a cold, much less a football.

Unfreakinbelievable! Brady throws a game and season ending interception. I didn’t believe they could do it, but the Colts won.

Super Bowl Chicago vs Indianapolis.

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