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Posts from — February 2007

‘Anti-War’ Rhetoric

Ever notice how similar the talking points of the kooks that want to “decriminalize” marijuana are to the talking points of the War on Terror deniers? They’re practically the same.

“It costs too much.”

“It’s a quagmire! We’ll never win.”

“Fighting terrorists just makes more terrorists.” Sounds like, “Having drugs be illegal just encourages their use.”

“The terrorists wouldn’t be fighting us if we’d just change our policies.” Versus, “Drugs wouldn’t be a problem if we’d just change our policies.”

Ever consider the problem is the tactics aren’t strong enough, and that’s the problem?

February 27, 2007   11 Comments

Radioactive Liberty – The Ultimate Thrill

Strap yourselves in and hold on tight for the most exhilarating experience humanly possible. You don’t need to keep your clothes on, but please keep all hands and feet inside the compartment at all times.

February 26, 2007   10 Comments

RepHresh With Humor-Blogs.com

Is anything better than eating dinner and hearing, “After douching – RepHresh?” If there is, it hasn’t happened to me yet. I think the appetite suppressant effect could only be amplified by following it up with a hemorrhoid cream ad. Perhaps you could complete the trifecta by following that with a herpes treatment commercial.

I think that would be the ultimate weight loss/diet plan.

This, of course, has exactly zero to do with Humor-Blogs.com, but I really needed to get it off my chest. What does have to do with Humor-Blogs.com, however is that ever since Radioactive Liberty joined Humor-Blogs.com I have received upwards of 2 additional visits per day. You just can’t beat that.

Humor-Blogs.com is a feed aggregator of blogs that Diesel finds funny. Diesel, of course is the comedic genius behind the Mattress Police, if that is still the official name. It’s hilarious either way.

Go to Humor-Blogs.com to find your quota of teh funny for the day. Like the current featured blog, Say No to Crack. You can follow one of the many links included in the post, or click the banner on my right sidebar. No, your other right.

There you go.

February 23, 2007   6 Comments