Political Humor

Ever notice how similar the talking points of the kooks that want to “decriminalize” marijuana are to the talking points of the War on Terror deniers? They’re practically the same.
“It costs too much.”
“It’s a quagmire! We’ll never win.”
“Fighting terrorists just makes more terrorists.” Sounds like, “Having drugs be illegal just encourages their use.”
“The terrorists wouldn’t [...]

[Read more →]

Strap yourselves in and hold on tight for the most exhilarating experience humanly possible. You don’t need to keep your clothes on, but please keep all hands and feet inside the compartment at all times.

[Read more →]

Is anything better than eating dinner and hearing, “After douching - RepHresh?” If there is, it hasn’t happened to me yet. I think the appetite suppressant effect could only be amplified by following it up with a hemorrhoid cream ad. Perhaps you could complete the trifecta by following that with a herpes treatment commercial.
I [...]

[Read more →]

I think we all know that people don’t kill people. Guns do. They’re just born with the genetic programming for evil. In fact, guns have an entire chromosome dedicated to being evil. It’s true. Look it up.

[Read more →]

John Murtha (D-PA), speaking about his new “Slow Bleed” plan for surrender in Iraq, said of our troops, “They won’t have the equipment, they don’t have the training, and they won’t be able to do the work.”
It’s long been known that I support the war, but not the troops, so I applaud Murtha’s flagrant disregard [...]

[Read more →]