I think we all know that people don’t kill people. Guns do. They’re just born with the genetic programming for evil. In fact, guns have an entire chromosome dedicated to being evil. It’s true. Look it up.
Entries from September 2008
People Don’t Kill People. Guns Do.
February 22nd, 2007 · 10 Comments
Tags: Caustic Sarcasm · Worthless News
John Murtha is No Patriot
February 21st, 2007 · 3 Comments
John Murtha (D-PA), speaking about his new “Slow Bleed” plan for surrender in Iraq, said of our troops, “They won’t have the equipment, they don’t have the training, and they won’t be able to do the work.”
It’s long been known that I support the war, but not the troops, so I applaud Murtha’s flagrant disregard [...]
Tags: Caustic Sarcasm
Clarifying Poll
February 20th, 2007 · 7 Comments
Tyler D. has a poll that seems to be confusing most people.
Tags: Pointless Nonsense
