Just when it seems like all the old friends are hanging up the keyboard, Wonder Woman dashes to the rescue with her Lasso of Truth.
I have an admission to make, now that I am under the influence of the Lasso of Truth and I cannot lie, even if I wanted to. You know how in [...]
Entries from August 2008
The Lasso of Truth
March 29th, 2007 · 8 Comments
Tags: Link Pimpin'
Comments Policy Reminder
March 29th, 2007 · 14 Comments
I would like to take this time to remind you all (Yankee speak for “Y’all”) of the Comments Policy of Radioactive Liberty:
Leave Them!
Remember, if you don’t leave comments, the terrorists win. When you don’t leave comments, the helpless, innocent, little, tiny, 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus cries. When you don’t leave comments, the Hildebeast [...]
Tags: Pointless Nonsense
President Bush Vows To Veto Troop Support
March 28th, 2007 · 1 Comment
In a display of arrogance and hubris, President Bush denounced Congressional Democrats on Wednesday for a new Iraq War spending bill, that is needed to provide food and supplies to our baby killing troops. He vowed to veto any bill that included a provision to bring our children home from their torture training centers in [...]
Tags: Caustic Sarcasm
Grade A Choice
March 28th, 2007 · 3 Comments
I am pro-choice. No. No. I’m not talking about abortion. That, my dear mongers and mongresses is the murder of human life. I’m talking about male birth control from the womb! WOW! This is the best thing since bacon®.
Just think if you don’t want to be hassled [...]
Tags: Pointless Nonsense
Anna Nicole Smith Still Dead, Experts Say
March 27th, 2007 · 4 Comments
Via the Al-Qaeda Times
MIAMI, March 26 — An accidental prescription drug overdose killed Anna Nicole Smith last month, the medical examiner who performed her autopsy said Monday.
Dr. Joshua A. Perper, the Broward County medical examiner, said he found traces of many drugs in Ms. Smith’s body, including muscle relaxants, pain relievers like methadone and [...]
Tags: Useless Entertainment
