On September 11, 2001, while President Bush was reading to young schoolchildren, he got the message, “Operation No Trade Center is a success.” He gave a wink and a nod to his aide, and finished pretending that nothing of significance had happened for another 6 minutes. He now had all the pretext he would need [...]
Entries from December 2008
Bush Lied! Not Enough People Died!
April 9th, 2007 · 4 Comments
Tags: Caustic Sarcasm
The Lazy Man’s Guide to Making a Million
April 6th, 2007 · 5 Comments
Do you want to be a millionaire and never have to worry about money again? Of course you do. Are you too lazy to become wealthy by working hard, being creative, and taking financial risks? You wouldn’t be here if you weren’t.
I will give you 10 7 easy step to unlimited wealth, without all the [...]
Tags: Humor
Get a Job With Homeland Security
April 5th, 2007 · 16 Comments
Are you unemployed or underemployed? Do have no experience, no marketable job skills and no interest in working with general public? You’re already over-qualified to work for the Department of Homeland Security.
Here at the Department of Homeland Security we pay a lot of people to accomplish absolutely nothing whatsoever. We’re looking for unskilled, inexperienced, unmotivated [...]
Tags: Humor
