Do you read Professor Bainbridge? I happened across this elitist asshat while surfing the web instead of working. Let me quote Bainbridge and let’s see if you can figure out why I’ve decided to hate him:
That’s not pop culture. That’s rural Southern culture. Nascar. The opiate of the good ol’ boy masses. Gary Cooper. A [...]
Entries from October 2008
Filed under Pretentious Assholery
May 16th, 2007 · 19 Comments
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Terrorist Forced to Game on Inferior PS2 Console
May 16th, 2007 · 6 Comments
Faux Noise reports:
WASHINGTON — An accused enemy combatant held at Guantanamo Bay told a military hearing he was physically as well as mentally tortured there by having to read a newsletter full of ‘crap,’ being forced to use unscented deodorant and shampoo and having to play sports with a ball that would not bounce.
Majid [...]
Tags: Caustic Sarcasm
Tax the Poor
May 14th, 2007 · 14 Comments
It’s been a while since I updated my platform for being Cruel, deranged, bloodthirsty Despot of the Universe. I still promise to be completely psychotic, and I still guarantee that we will invade Canada to steal their oil. I don’t recall ever addressing the issue of taxes, however. As Cruel, deranged, bloodthirsty Despot of the [...]
Tags: Caustic Sarcasm
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