Posts from — June 2007
Changes Coming To Radioactive Liberty
Radioactive Liberty is in a constant state of evolution. Don’t worry though, it’s not suddenly going to turn into a Leftard site.
One of the reasons that posting has been lighter lately is that I have a few big projects at home, but you don’t care about those. Another reason is that I have been working on some changes to the site. Probably the most time consuming of these changes is that the permalink structure will be changing to include the post slug.
Currently, the permanent links on the site start with http://radioactiveliberty.com/ and end with “?p=post#.” Soon, the permalinks will end with the post slug. For example, this posts URL will end with something like “changes-coming-radioactive-liberty.” The post slug is editable, but reflects the title of the post.
This means that I have hundreds of posts to write redirects to make sure that when someone clicks an old link, or the result from a search engine, they end up in the right place. It’s time consuming.
There are other changes as well. I will be moving some of the sidebar content onto separate pages. Links will also have a separate page. I am also looking through my past posting habits to, hopefully, work out a schedule that you can know what to expect and when. I don’t know how well that one will work out. I’m looking at making SAST [Short Attention Span Topics] a weekly routine, probably on Fridays. You could also Subscribe to the Radioactive Liberty Feed to tell you when there is a new post.
I hope that you’ll enjoy the new and improved Radioactive Liberty.
June 27, 2007 12 Comments
I Blame Global Wormening For My Lack of a Good Post Idea!
You see, it’s been hot lately, and that makes me tired, which makes me unable to think up good post ideas – except for when it’s been cool. I just can’t keep up with all this Climate Change.
They cycle is obviously completely out of whack. First it’s hot, then it’s cool.
I notice most of the times it’s hot, there’s a big, bright thing in the sky. If I look at it, it hurts my eyes.
Then when it’s cooler, I can’t see where I’m going. It’s like someone turned out the lights – For the whole Earth! How am I supposed to write when I can’t see?
It’s Unpossamble!
ChrisC expands on why Global Warming is to blame for everything. and why your Mom is to blame for your poor skiing ability.
June 25, 2007 6 Comments
Aren’t Reporters Supposed to Report the Facts?
… Only if you’re a sub-retarded Hollyweird writer would you think that.
With all the evidence to the contrary, like: Jayson Blair, Fauxtoshopped pictures that add in more smoke, staged fauxtos of Israeli “atrocities,” fake but accurate National Guard documents, et cetera, et cetera.
Passing through the living room the other day, some movie or TV show was on. I don’t know what it was, but it had cut-rate acting, and no doubt, an insipid and tedious plot.
How do I know that the movie sucked? It only took a few seconds of the pathetic acting and hack writing to convince me.
Woman: You’re a reporter. You’re supposed to report facts, not conjecture and innuendo. You’re supposed to be able to back up those facts with evidence and corroboration.
Reporter: Do you think I would have reported that if I didn’t have my facts straight?
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Stop! My sides are splitting! “News” reporters report facts? The BBC says no. In fact they are apologizing for reporting factually correct information.
The BBC apologized this week for referring to Jerusalem as Israel’s capital, and promised not to repeat “the mistake,” following a complaint by four British organizations. [H/T Misha]
That’s right, the “News” actually reports accurate information for once, and they are publicly and formally retracting because Islamic Rage Boy is threating and all night CarBQ Block Party™.
I quit! I give up. I can’t parody this shit anymore when the Lunatics running the Asylum insist on making themselves look more ridiculous than I could ever hope to do.
How am I supposed to write for Humor-Blogs.com when the Reality Freebased Community keeps out doing anything I could possibly come up with?
June 22, 2007 12 Comments

