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By Flowers Bloom

Recently, I was lurking IMAO in order to make sure that their plans for launching nuclear strikes don’t involve anything more local than the moon. I’m quite certain that the insidious mind of Frank J has some half-witted and half-baked plan to do something evil.

While I was there I discovered this little fact about Fred Thompson, whom it seems, has a loyal fan base amongst the Republifascist contingent.

Fred Thompson gets three scoops of raisins in every box of Kellogg’s Raisin Bran.

While this may seem insignificant and innocuous on it’s surface, it is clear that it is a portent of the malignant machinations to come if, Gaia forbid, Fred Thompson were ever to make it to the White House.

I’m sure that the Neo-Nazi Nincompoops of the Far Right won’t follow the logic, so I shall explain in full detail. I shall attempt to use small words, diverging from my natural tendency towards my voluminous vocabulary, for the benefit of the Red-Staters, Rednecks, and Republicrooks.

Fred Thompson is getting preferential treatment – That means special favors – From the Kellogg’s company. That’s bad enough on it’s own, but that merely scratches the surface. Kellogg’s is part of a company called KBR. KBR used to be called Kellogg Brown and Root.

That’s not all. KBR is Halliburton – Yes, that Halliburton. The same company that profits from our barely literate bloodthirsty babykillers murdering brides and bridesmaids at weddings in Iraq, is giving special favors to Fred Thompson.

Halliburton!

This can only lead me to one ominous conclusion. Allow me to show you the “math.” Fred Thompson = Halliburton = Dick Cheney = Bush = Hitler. We can simplifiy this equation, again, for the benefit of the Republitards out there – since all values are equal → Fred Thompson = Hitler.

I think you Chicken-Cons might want to re-evaluate your support for Fred Thompson. Then again – Jack-Booted Fascists that you are – I think perhaps it’s a perfect fit.

Humor-Blogs.com steals the raisins from Raisin Bran to give them to Fred Thompson. If that bothers you as much as it bothers me, then you should Subscribe to Radioactive Liberty.

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