Loose Change is the stupendously stupid movie that purports to make the case that the attacks of September 11, 2001 were actually perpetrated by the United States government.

Continuing our adventure through the city of Washington, DC, at the International ANSWER-Code Commie Pinko March to Stop the War (Sept. 15, 2007), Justin Higgins confronted a group of these 9/11 nitwits.

I have painstakingly subtitled the video because it was often difficult to understand what was being said. There was a lot of background noise.

Loose Screws: 9/11 Nutbats for ‘Truth’

When we arrived, the Twoofers were braying about how 9/11 was a “false flag operation.” Justin asked how it was that the Bush Administration was smart enough to orchestrate 9/11, but not smart enough to plant WMD’s.

The Twoofers persuasive and informed response was that they “must have just thought we were stupid.” You can’t argue with Stupid – Mostly because it would be idiotic to try. Kind of like arguing with a fish.

When I asserted that the collapse didn’t actually look like a controlled demolition, Her Royal Highness of the Nutbat Nation responded by telling me that scientists and engineers all over the world disagree with me. “Popular Mechanics disagrees with that,” Justin retorts.

Twoofer Twit says, “I know.” Damn, she’s knocking them out of the park. I think I’m almost ready to switch positions at this point. Then Twitweena the Twoofer says, “We need a new investigation of 9/11 so these gentlemen, with their *alternative theory,* can present their evidence.

Then the whole thing just degenerated into Jackbooted Thuggery and Squishing of Dissent™, so we moved along to the next taunting target.

See our Previous Target:
Crazy Yah Lady Explains – Bush is the Anti-Christ [Video]

On Saturday I attended the Gathering of Eagles counter demonstration to the International ANSWER-Code Commie Pinko March to Stop the War (Sept. 15, 2007). It was quite amusing watching the freakshow go by. After the main parade, Wild Bill, Justin Higgins, and I walked down toward the Capitol building, where the Moonbats were set to stage a “die in.”

Along the way we encountered the funniest freak of the day. I was just calling her “Crazy Lady,” but Justin Higgins refers to her as “Crazy Yah Lady.” Justin describes our encounter with her:

The woman chanted about Jesus and screamed in tongues, then claimed she was the only one that knew how to achieve heaven.

Need Proof? Watch the video.

We stopped on the street outside the Capitol to sit down, enjoy taunting the freaks, and have some good conversation. After a few minutes, Crazy Yah Lady caught up to us. I yelled out “Hey! Crazy Lady!” For most people, this would be met with scorn and contempt, but Crazy Yah Lady came over and posed for more pictures.

I really don’t know what the Hell she was babbling about, but I looked it up on the internet, just like she said, because we all know that if it’s on the internet, it simply must be true. From what I can gather it’s one of those Alex Jones fever dreams about the Illuminati, Skull and Bones, the Joos control all the money, 9/11 was an inside job conspiracy nut case sites.

Here we learn that Bush=Hitler, and that the Bible prophesied the coming of the Bushitler. Sadly folks, I don’t think this is satire. I think they actually mean this stuff in real life.

I think that Crazy Yah Lady may have been affiliated with whomever it was that passed out this instant comedy classic. It’s an advertisement for a book called Chemtrails: Let’s Clear the Air, by Max Silberberg.

I think the best part was this:

Buried beneath the Denver International Airport, far from the public eye, Prince Phillip has constructed his own high-tech concentration camp, complete with rattlesnakes, massive gas chambers with poison gases of all kinds, nuclear ovens and electronic soul-traps.

Electronic soul-traps FTW!

Personally, I would like to read the book. It’s probably hilarious. Just like Crazy Yah Lady, though, I don’t think it’s satire.

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There’s been a lot of hubbub lately about the newest fake video from “Osama bin Laden.” The nutroots have accurately pointed out that he doesn’t look like the real Osama bin Laden. I should give credit where credit is due. However, even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, but it’s wrong the other 23 hours and 58 minute, much like the moonbats.

Here you can see, I have juxtaposed the Real Osama against the one from the recent video (click to play).

As you can see the, the real Osama is in the left hand picture, and Fauxsama, as featured in the new video is in the right hand picture. I don’t think it takes a doctorate in photographic forensics to see that Fauxsama and Osama do not look the same. Even so, Scott Adams thinks it’s the real Osama:

I assume this new video is from the real Osama because a fake would do a better job matching the beard. In other words, the real Osama looks too fake to be an actual fake.

Considering this video is made by someone who is dead, it’s actually not that poorly produced. As Harvey at IMAO said:

Pretty impressive work for a guy who’s been a crimson stain on a Tora Bora cave wall since 2001.

Personally, I liked the original Weekend at Bernies better than the dozens of sequels featuring Osama bin Laden, but the writing is still better than Star Wars, and the puppeteering is top notch. It almost looks like a real life hobo, and the acting is less wooden.

Dick’s Sac Shack seems to agree, and notes:

I’m sure it’s just Bush and the evil neocons trying to distract the stupid American voters from the War on Terror by trotting out the re-animated corpse of the guy who started the whole War on Terror. Kinda like distracting the stupid American voters from the bungled war in Iraq by going to Iraq, but only different.

IMAO’s Frank J notices that bin Laden’s rantings sound just like any Left-Wing Blogger, and opines that, “Kos has to get this guy as a diarist before HuffPo does.” He also lists many of The Similarities Between Osama Bin Laden and Left-Wing Bloggers.

On the same point, Greg Gutfeld adds:

It was at this point, I thought I was listening to Keith Olbermann. That’s when it dawned on me. Bin Laden isn’t just a terrorist. He’s worse. A liberal!

Now the Nutroots seem to think that this is just propaganda from the Bushitler Regime and the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy™, but I am actually torn between 2 competing theories.

One one hand, it’s possible that some Lefties think that producing a video featuring OBL would be embarassing to the Administration. After all, whatever happened to “chasing him to the ends of the Earth?” It plays nicely with their Osama been Forgotten meme.

They also are probably hamster brained enough to think that adding in all the Democrat talking points about hatred of America, withdrawal from Iraq, global warming, and Dennis Rodman’s hair would be an added bonus.

On the other hand, I think this could be a brilliant parody from someone on the right. What better way to make the Leftnuts look like the idiots they are than to juxtapose their insipid rantings with those of the country’s most hated man? If that’s the case, it’s sheer brilliance at it’s best.

I’m still not sure which hypothesis to lean toward. They are both plausible. Also, the Moonbats are so kooky that it’s very difficult to parody them. You can come up with the most outlandish things, and then it turns out that they’ll actually say, and mean those things. Look out for people saying Fred Thompson=Hitler, and being 100%serious, because it will happen.

It wouldn’t surprise me, though, if the newest installment of Weekend at bin Ladens is produced by the creative geniuses, Trey Parker and Matt Stone. It just seems to fit the MO.

One thing we can know for sure is that Fauxsama can’t be the real Osama, because the real Osama has been dead for years. What is your theory?

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