By Chris C

WARNING: What you are about to read is graphic and truly horrific in nature. This is a political version of the infamous ‘Aristocrats’ joke told by numerous comics over the years. If you are easily offended then I suggest you click away now.

A group of presidential candidates walks into a talent agency. It’s Hillary Clinton, Rudy Guliani, Ron Paul, and a dog. Rudy says to the talent agent, “We have a really amazing act. You should represent us.”

The agent says, “Sorry, I don’t represent politicians. They’re a little too cute.”

Hillary says, “Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us.”

The agent says, “OK. OK. I’ll take a look.”

The act begins with Rudy dressed in drag feeding the dog Ex-Lax and it in turn shits all over the floor. Hillary drops her drawers to reveal a huge bush of hair, as if she has Chewbacca in a leg-lock. She shaves her pubes affixing them to Guliani’s chin and cheeks as a makeshift beard. Clinton then proceeds to perform fellatio on the dog while Ron Paul shoves his five million dollars of campaign funds into her vagina. Paul dressed up as an adult baby smears the shit all over his body then shoves the dog’s head into Hillary’s asshole.

Rudy then dons his “I’m the only one who can beat Hillary” t-shirt and starts whipping her in the buttocks with a rubber spatula while fucking Ron Paul up the ass like a also-ran candidate is supposed to take it, no lube. They end the act by simultaneously ejaculating all over the dog.

The agent sits back stunned. A few minutes later he asks: “So what do you call yourselves?”

“The Aristocrats!” they exclaim in unison.

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Brian Clark of Copyblogger has issued a new free report about making money online, called Teaching Sells. My main impression is that it’s a pretty good advertisement for the pay-to-train program that he’ll be running, much like Yaro Starak’s Blog Profits Blueprint was a pretty good advertisement for Yaro’s Blog Mastermind Mentoring program.

There are a few good points to extract from it, once you weed out the sales copy of it all. In some ways,I would say that having to weed through it to extract what’s useful also drives the point home that Brian was making that people will pay for good information handed to them on a silver platter. That’s definitely a key point of the paper.

People simply don’t want to navigate their way through sales pitches and cynicism to find the information that they need. They want to be spoonfed.

I read it so you don’t have to.

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