Political Humor

(This is a rebuttal to FIAR’s recent diatribe: Why I Don’t Watch the News)
I feel it is in everyone’s best interest to watch the news and read about news in - well, um, newspapers. There is that internet thing too I guess. I heard they have it on computers now. That’s crazy talk. Technology is [...]

[Read more →]

Aw, Damn! We got a lot of stupid people, doing a lot of stupid things, thinking a lot of stupid thoughts, and if you want to see one, just look in the mirror. ~ Suicidal Tendencies
People will argue about anything. You could go on a gardening site and find a flame war over whether or [...]

[Read more →]

It’s got to be violent to make it a highlight
If we show it enough well everyone will think it’s alright
Disco’s out, murder’s in ~ Suicidal Tendencies
Do you watch the news? Why?
Every once in a while, I have the misfortune of seeing a bit of the “News.” Every time I do, I think, “It’s no [...]

[Read more →]

I am destined to be the Cruel, Deranged, Bloodthirsty, Despot of the Universe, so I have no need for things like campaign platforms and elections. However, since I will soon be 35 years of age, and a natural born American citizen, I’m actually eligible for the job.
I have just as much experience at being [...]

[Read more →]

There is a lot of talk lately about Santa Claus’ girth setting a bad example for children. I don’t understand where the hell they got this concept that Saint Nick is some kind of icon for how we want to live. The guy shows up once a year with a bunch of presents, like a [...]

[Read more →]