I am destined to be the Cruel, Deranged, Bloodthirsty, Despot of the Universe, so I have no need for things like campaign platforms and elections. However, since I will soon be 35 years of age, and a natural born American citizen, I’m actually eligible for the job.
I have just as much experience at being [...]
Entries from October 2008
My First Act as President
November 19th, 2007 · 20 Comments
Tags: Political Humor
Politically Correct Thanksgiving
November 15th, 2007 · 5 Comments
There is a lot of talk lately about Santa Claus’ girth setting a bad example for children. I don’t understand where the hell they got this concept that Saint Nick is some kind of icon for how we want to live. The guy shows up once a year with a bunch of presents, like a [...]
Tags: Political Humor
The REAL 911 Conspiracy
November 8th, 2007 · 22 Comments
By Chris Cameron
Listen up all you 911 Truthers, the time has come to reveal who was really behind the conspiracy behind the horrific events of September 11, 2001.
It was not the government. Please, they run the IRS and the DMV. Giving someone a license is pretty basic and look how easily they screw that up. [...]
Tags: Pointless Nonsense
