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Ive got a chip on my shoulder; Got a monkey on my back
Got a lot of things to say; And I think Im gonna crack
Cant buy a smile off the worlds happiest man; No huggin trees today
‘Cause I hate everything ~Suicide Machines

I hate everything!

I’m so angry from always hating everything. That makes me so angry. I hate it.

I hate money. I hate making money. I hate people who make money. I hate people who have more money than me. I hate people who have more money than me and don’t give it to Ron Paul. Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul!

I hate Publishers Clearing House. I think I’ll go to www.pch.com and tell them how much I hate them. They should donate the prize money to Ron Paul for President. Ron Paul!

I hate people who make fun of our Christ and Savior, Ron Paul. I hate posts that aren’t about the greatness that is Ron Paul. I hate posts that aren’t about Ron Paul at all.

• Ron Jeremy Ron Paul!
• Ron Popeil Ron Paul!
• Ron Howard Ron Paul!
• The Apostle Paul Ron Paul!
• Les Paul Ron Paul!
• Paul McCartney Ron Paul!

Ron Paul!

I hate being too young to vote for Ron Paul.

I hate Siberian tigers named Tatiana that escape from the zoo and maul people. If Ron Paul was President no tigers would escape from the zoo and maul people… And we wouldn’t have any dirty Southerners in our country, because the South would have seceded from the US, because Ron Paul wouldn’t have fought the Civil War.

I hate water boarding. I can make anything about water boarding. Scuba diving water boarding. They both involve getting wet.

It’s a shame that a 4 year old girl got brutally gang raped in preschool while the teachers stood by and watched, but what does that have to do with Bushitler’s policy on water boarding.

Buried for not being about torture at Gitmo.

This tragic rape of a 4 year old shows the brutality being encouraged by the Bush Junta’s policy on water boarding.

+1 to the previous comment for pwning the Chimp in Charge. Mission accomplished?

Ron Paul will stop the practice of water boarding!

+1 for Ron Paul Ron Paul Ron Paul!

See! I can make anything be about Ron Paul. I didn’t even read that one, but I buried it because the headline said “President Bush” instead of “pResident Bu$h.”

I hate living in my parents’ basement. It’s dark in here. I hate being a worthless troll with nothing better to do than hijack every post and make it about how much I hate the Commander in Chimp… And Ron Paul.

Ron Paul!

I hate Micro$oft. I hate Microshaft. I hate Microsuck. I love Apple. Apple FTW! Ipod OMFGZW!

I hate Fox News. I think Faux News is biased, but Raw Story is fair, balanced, and accurate. Faux News never talks about Ron Paul. Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

I hate being a ham-fisted wiener kid. No, really. I was born with ham hocks for hands. I hate eating my hands. But they’re so damn tasty. Lousy tasty ham hock hands.

Ron Paul doesn’t have ham hocks for hands… Just for a brain.

Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!

I hate everything because I am your average, ordinary Digg user.

I hate Humor-Blogs.com.

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Merry Christmas.

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