Oregon Voting Information Error

Oregon may well be the friendliest, sexiest place to vote in the nation. In how many other places can you sit, dressed or not, in the privacy of your own home and decide the fate of our country?

My adopted state has a mail-in voting system. Say what you want about voter fraud, it’s really convenient. I don’t have to stand in line, show a voter’s registration card, or talk to exit pollsters.

The ballot just appears in your mailbox. After filling it out, I can drop it by the post office or a ballot drop off point in my own good time. In order to receive this service, all you have to do is get a Oregon drivers license, and we’ll give one of those to just about anyone. You don’t even have to prove that you’re a U.S. citizen! I told you we were friendly.

Now, Oregon is leading the way in taking the stress out of even this task. I got my Voter’s Pamphlet in the mail yesterday. On the inside of the front cover, is a letter from our beloved Democrat Secretary Of State, Bill Bradbury. Toward the bottom of the letter, he encourages those who need a hand and desire to speak to a professional, to call 800-ORE-VOTE.

This number directs you to another number where you can experience “an exciting new way to go one on one with hot girls.” See, it is a sexy place to vote!

Even though the pamphlet just arrived in the mail, a flurry of protest from gay men and straight women has prompted Bradbury to swiftly change the number to 866-ORE-VOTE. There you can actually get boring help with your vexing voting questions.

Fortunately, the 800 number is still valid. So those of us, straight men and lesbian women, who need a little relief from the stress of mail-in voting, can still make that call.

I know which number Humor-Blogs.com will be using. Photo may be clicked to embiggen.

Image source: Light of the Future by Erica Joy

Sen. Barack Obama (D) Illinois, and leading Democrat Party Presidential hopeful has been plagued throughout his short career by assertions that he may not be black enough. Half black, half white, Obama is hoping to be half of all things to a little more than half of all voters come this November.

Born to a mixed racial couple, young Barack was raised by his white mother and all but White Supremacist grandmother – who in a recent speech on race relations, he threw under the bus of Political Expediency.

His early life was one of mostly white schools and neighborhoods, and he had little contact with the Black Community. Sometime during these seminal years, Barrack began to feel that he was a black man trapped in a half white body. But it wasn’t until he got to college, that he applied the Black Face make-up – made famous in the early 1900 by famed actor, comedian, and singer Al Jolson.

In the 1927 film The Jazz Singer, Jolson – a Jewish immigrant – once again portrayed his Black Face character that he had made famous. Many have speculated that this was his way of fighting against racial bigotry and attempting to unite the country, much the same way Senator Obama has done by uniting the Democrat party along with his good friend, – the white – Sen. Hillary Clinton (D) New York.

In a side note, Jolson supported the conservative Calvin Coolidge in the 1924 presidential race, where as most other Jewish performers supported the losing liberal candidate, John Williams Davis, showing that the times have changed little in the entertainment field.

A vote for Humor-Blogs.com is a vote for political humor.

So Florida legislators want to ban the fake bull testicles car/truck accessories known as ‘Truck Nutz’. Very ballsy.

Have to love the Republican governor of Florida, Charlie Crist with his take on the whole thing:

“It’s good to have some things that maybe aren’t quite as serious. Got to have a little levity,”

Saying this surely shows he has the testicles to be able to laugh at the taxpayer dollars wasted on a stupid thing. Do we ban Crist?

What’s wrong with ornamental testicles anyway? Millions of children visit zoos and there is always some animal species is getting it on. Kids see dogs humping in their neighborhood all the time. Do we ban dogs and zoos?

And this quote from the story pretty much sums up our political process:

The bill’s sponsor doubted it would succeed.

As if this thing wasn’t a waste of time in the first place. Now they admit it too? Every time we think the politicians show the epitome of arrogance and crap on our intelligence they take it to the next level. Sometimes I even admire them in a sense for having the cahones to do what they do. But they are also our elected leaders and that is a bad thing.

I would rather have trucks with balls on them then politicians with the balls to act like this. Can we ban politicians?

Humor-blogs.com is neither pro nor con when it comes to the issue of Truck Nutz. They do have funny blogs though.

Chris Cameron has balls and writes his own brand of odd humor at Angry Seafood. You can also read his weekly political humor column here every Thursday.