In spite of the fact that we are subversive conservative Right Wing Extremists, Les and I feel that it is our civic duty to show a bit of balance in our reporting. As a result, we have crafted together some propaganda posters for the President Obama and his administration. By “We” I mean Les. For educational purposes, we will show you the original we (i.e. Les) derived it from.

What was once a message to ensure victory against the Nazis is now a message to anyone that does not worship his lord and savior, Obama.

Under Hitler, organized religion was the enemy, under the Obama Administration, our returning veterans are the enemy.

Why ride with Hitler when you can ride with 46 of your closest friends? You wouldn’t rather ride with Hitler would you? You might be a terrorist.

I’m certain that you all feel warm fuzzies and waves of happiness about President Obama now. Unless you are a terrorist.

We wrote all the text. By “We” I mean Fiar.

If Janeane Garofalo says you’re a redneck, you might be a terrorist.

If you’ve ever gone to a park and didn’t hug a tree, you might be a terrorist.

If you don’t think that abortion is a better form of contraception than a condom, you might be a terrorist.

If Paul Begala believes you’re a wimpy, whiny, weasel, you might be a terrorist.

If you’ve ever served your country as a member of the armed forces, you might be a terrorist.

If you’re a guy and have never tea bagged another guy or visa versa, you might be a terrorist.

If you think that 535 lobotomized, white lab rats would have a better grasp on reality than Congress, you might be a terrorist.

If you’ve ever gone into the woods to drink a couple of beers and plink some cans, you might be a terrorist.

If you’ve ever been in a church that didn’t slam America, and it wasn’t because either someone was getting married or died, you might be a terrorist.

If you think Bill Ayers is a terrorist, you might be a terrorist.

If you agree with Robert Frost that good fences make good neighbors, you might be a terrorist.

If you have a four-wheel drive truck parked on your front lawn, you might be a terrorist.

If you think that burning an American flag somehow doesn’t contribute to global warming, you’re just a totally screwed-up moonbat. Oops, how’d that get in there?

If you think government, like spandex clothing, should not come in XXL, you might be a terrorist.

If you don’t think Obama can walk on water while simultaneously reading Open Veins Of Latin America, you might be a terrorist.

If you know your ass from a hole in the ground, no doubt about it, you are a terrorist.

Now it’s your turn.  Just fill in the blank with your own funny phrase: If _______________, you might be a terrorist.

I think Jeff Foxworthy would approve.

I know I’m a day late and a dollar short on Earth Day, but if we don’t get our act together we all will be. Earth day is a day that Subversive Conservative Right Wing Extremists celebrate with wastefulness, destructiveness, and beating hippies. In tribute to our Earth Day celebration, I bring you a round up of related posts.

On a related note, I suddenly felt a brief moment of empathy with the “Freedom from Religion” Atheists, when my stepdaughter got home and was all “Earth Day this” and “Earth Day that.” I felt compelled to run to the school and tell them, “Stop teaching my kid your stupid Global Warming Religion!”

Here are our top 10 Earth Day Posts:

I Believe in the Climate Change Fairy. Beat reporter Les James captures this exclusive and undoctored snapshot. You won’t want to miss it.

Save the planet by polluting it. Obama’s plan to save the planet is ambitious. Find out why it’s just not quite ambitious enough.

Man made Global warming top 10 list. Ten reasons Les James is looking forward to a warmer planet.

Questions about Global warming/climate change. Some hard hitting questions about global warming/cooling/climate change/whatever.

Facts about global warming. A satirical FAQ on global warming. You might be surprised what you learn.

Global warming kills Nessie. Chris Cameron brings us this exclusive investigative report.

7 Precautionary tips on beating hippies. If your planning a hippies beating outing, you will want to be sure to check out these essential safety tips first.

Hippies Taxonomy. Jump Out uses his law enforcement training and goes undercover to reveal the types of hippies to llok out for.

French = Hippies. Les James informs us about how hippies and the French are alike.

Global Warming and Narnia. The Chronicles of Narnia are a cautionary tale.

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