Here at the home for the planet’s best political humor Radioactive Liberty we have often made fun of President Barack Obama’s lack of intelligence, his lack for avoiding a bucket being stuck on his head, and his policies.

One thing we have never made fun of is his sexual appeal because frankly he doesn’t have any. The guy wears mom jeans after all.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

So it stands to reason that Obama is no Bill Clinton when it comes to the hooking-up aspect that sometimes comes with being the President.

Clinton was a womanizer, and it is on record. Not only did he face numerous charges of sexual aggressiveness throughout his political career, to put it mildly, but he also had oral sex with the famous intern Monica Lewinsky while occupying the White House.

Allegedly of course, depending on the definition of sexual relations, cigars and Altoids be damned.

So what is the big deal if our Grand Poobah likes to check out the derriere of women he comes into contact with? Is this not to be expected from a man who’s been married for decades?

I know, thanks to TMZ, the mainstream media made sure to dissect the video behind this picture like it was the Zapruder film in an effort to defend the fact that Obama was not checking out the ass of a minor.

He was after all looking back and to the left.

But then there is this picture:

Is this the second photographer on the grassy knoll? Whoever it is, we can easily surmise that Obama like to ogle.

On a side note, France’s President Nicolas Sarkozy has the “hey what do we have here”look on his face in both pictures and nobody is calling him out.

So what is wrong with an ass-check? Is it a bad thing? It is not like every guy has not been caught with a wandering eye at some point in their life.

Kirk Douglas, who is like 106 years old was recently caught on camera checking out his daughter-in-law Catherine Zeta-Jones’ cleavage.

This is a man who has not seen a firm set of breasts since World War I and nobody is getting on his case. Yet we bash our President for checking out a woman’s ass.

Two asses in fact

At least our President is doing the right thing, checking out the backside of women without being disrespectful to the point of a lawsuit or an impeachment, despite the fact the cameras were recording the moment for posterity.

This is more than anyone can say for Bill Clinton. Like or dislike Obama’s policies, at least he is not a sexual predator. Our President is simply like the rest of us when it comes to checking out the ladies.

A fine ass is something to be admired, not be ashamed of, no matter what side of the political fence you reside on.

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Chris Cameron writes this column in addition to his weekly RL Political Humor Quick Hits column here at the home for the Planet’s best political humor. You can also read his own take on general humor at Angry Seafood as well as his serious political blog Clearly Political.

This week’s edition of Political Humor Quick Hits is about Republican Moonbats, Tim Geithner, and teen strippers …

There Are Moonbats on the Right Too

So has Ron Paul’s whacko fan base become bored with the whole Truther thing? Obama’s birth certificate is the issue that will not go away thanks to the crazies on the right:

In an attempt to quash persistent rumors that President Obama was not born in Honolulu on Aug. 4, 1961, Hawaii’s health director reiterated this afternoon that she has personally seen Obama’s birth certificate in the Health Department’s archives.

The Birther people are obviously nuttier than a fruitcake. They have to be insane to push for something that would result in Joe Biden becoming President.

Joe Biden!

He would make a great commander-in-chief of course because he is the smartest guy in the room. Just ask him. And the Birthers too.

Treasury Secretary Doth Bringeth the Smackdown

Tim Geithner met with Chinese officials to put any doubts to rest that the US government is still solvent:

Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner pledged to rein in the U.S. deficit as China underscored concern about preserving the value of its $801.5 billion of Treasury holdings.

The U.S. will ensure a “sustainable” deficit by 2013, Geithner said at the beginning of the first round of Strategic and Economic Dialogue talks under President Barack Obama in Washington.

RL Political Humor Quick Hits has obtained an exclusive copy of the transcript of his speech:

Tim: “We will rein in the deficit.”

Snickers and laughter from the Chinese officials

Tim: “No really, we will ensure sustainable deficits in the next four years.”

More snickering and laughter

Tim: “Come on I’m serious!”

Even more snickering and laughter

Tim: “Okay fine. You want to dance? Okay let’s dance! I’ll just keep printing more money.”

With that said, according to the transcript, Geithner abruptly left the meeting and told the Treasury to “fire up the printing presses”.

You go Geithner!

Underage Strippers in Rhode Island Do Not Break Labor Laws

From the “Do anything to boost teen employment” department:

Rhode Island teens under 18 can’t work with power saws or bang nails up on roofs.

But dance at strip clubs? Sure. Just as long as the teens submit work permits, and are off the stripper’s pole by 11:30 on school nights.

I think this is a great idea. There are a lot of teen girls who never got the attention of their fathers growing up. When daddy missed every one of your dance recitals, the best way to try and restore that self-esteem is to embark on a career in stripping.

On a side note Rhode Island also passed a law whereby the “I thought she was eighteen” excuse is a legitimate defense for hooking up with an underage stripper.

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Political Humor Quick Hits is a weekly commentary on the news/current events written by Chris Cameron every Tuesday. You can also read his odd take on things at his own humor blog Angry Seafood and his serious take on politics at Clearly Political.

What do Sarah Palin, Waterloo, Joe Biden’s big mouth, President Obama’s bus, Valley Girls, Ozzie, abortion, Jimmy Carter, and a host of other references have in common? How the hell should I know? I just wrote this disjointed post.

And All The People Say, “He’s Pretty Fly For A Half-White Guy”

Come-on, we voted the male equivalent of a Valley Girl, or Pauly Shore, into the highest office in the world. For sure, he’s young, good looking, clean and articulate (same as a Valley Girl, not Pauly) so like, what did you expect?

You take away the teleprompter and he turns into Potsie Webber, and Obama Care is going to be his jump the shark moment.  Yeah, I know that was Fonzie. Still, these might yet end up being your’s and my Happy Days.

Really, did anyone actually believe Obama was going to be the answer to any question other than boxers or briefs? And do we really want to know? I’m leaning toward thong. There’s certainly something wedged in there.

He Sliding In To A Burning Ring Of Fire

No way was his Rock Star status going to last. Even sheeple demand a little more substance in their leaders, and a little less of a TV celebrity with stupid ideas. I wonder how Obama feels to be lower in the popularity polls than Jimmy Carter, at this point in his presidency? Once you reach the top of the political ladder there’s only one way to go. We can only hope he goes there quickly. Many have been willing to give Barack implicit, if not explicit, directions to that destination for some time.

Anyone know the melting point of polyester?

And could I be any more cliche?

Yep. Or as Sarah Palin would say, “You betcha”.

You Put Your Left Foot In. You Take Left Your Foot Out.

Just when I thought that Joe Biden was the one who had soggy feet from having them constantly in his mouth, the President begins to swap Wingtips. Here are a couple of his latest.

Senator Jim DeMint, (Republican), “If we’re able to stop Obama on this (Obama Care), it will be his Waterloo”. Obama countered with, “Let me tell you something, I’m from Chicago. I don’t break.” Insert “Huh?” here.

Oh wait, I get it.

Chicago, Hog Butcher for the World. I suppose he’s right in one way, pork doesn’t break. But pigs do, when they’re in the form of a bank, and isn’t that what we’re actually talking about? Insert foot here.

What this comes down to is historical perspective. Waterloo didn’t work out so badly for the Duke of Wellington and Gerhard von Blucher, but Obama jumps right to the conclusion that he’s Napoleon in this scenario. Like we should expect anything else from him. Bonaparte was short in stature, while Obama is short in other areas. Insert your favorite area here.

Just the other day, at a press conference, President Barack Obama (Fascist), said that the Cambridge police “acted stupidly” in arresting Henry Louis Gates, Jr, a good friend of his… oh, and Harvard professor.  The same guy who reportedly told Sgt Crowley (the arresting officer) something like, I’ll talk to yo mama outside. Obama admitted he was flapping his gums before he even knew all of those pesky “facts”. Insert other foot here.

It was matter of the Pres using common sense. Hehehe, that was a joke. When you open your mouth in front of cameras -without first checking the “facts”- you stand to look like a dump ass. Mission accomplished. Insert your favorite pejorative here.

Watching Obama’s daily televised speeches are more fun than midget tossing. The next day he tossed Gates under the bus. It must be getting crowed under there. What with his racist white grandmother, his racist black pastor, everyones favorite terrorist, and a former governor with great hair, all vying for tread time. Insert your favorite moonbat here.

Going Off The Rails On This Crazy Train

In a rare lucid moment, Ozzie will re-release Mr Crowley, from his break-out Blizzard of Oz album. He has written new, updated lyrics. Here’s a taste:

Sgt. Crowley, you got in over your head
(Oh) Sgt. Crowley, Gates will twist what you said
Your life will be turn outside in
By a press corps
That’ll make your words spin
(Yeah) Then wait and see how much more

Recording is scheduled for whenever Ozzie can find his way to the studio.

Doctor, Doctor Please

Dr. Regina Benjamin- the President’s pick for Surgeon General- may not even be able to get health care under the Obama plan. Why? Because she just doesn’t take care of herself like he says she should. I guess you have to take the fat away from dumb in order to be treated by Obama’s doctors. Happy left this party a long time ago.

In related news (that doesn’t involve Michael Jackson -who by the way, is dead) A fantastic new engine has been developed, called the Cyclone. It will be able use any biomass as fuel.  Under Universal Health Care, abortions will get paid for, but treating the elderly won’t. Can you say,*Oilent Green? I thought you could.

See, Joe Biden can be upstaged.

*Oilent Green will be used in all Cyclone engine powered vehicles from Obama Motors, starting in 2011.