My 2010 Predictions

January 1st, 2010 by Chris C · 11 Comments ·

In 2008 I predicted Hugo Chavez would continue to do wacky things. In 2009 I surmised Joe Biden would be Vice President.

Those visions came true.

So here we are, about to face 2010. Trust the visions…

Doctors will find a horseshoe up Barack Obama’s butt

How else to explain the luck this guy has? He skates into a Senate seat then the Presidency four years later despite all the leftists in his social circle. Then there’s the Nobel Prize, and finally a terrorist attack on Christmas Day that only failed because the explosive didn’t detonate.

I’m surprised none of the economic stimulus plans include sending Obama to Vegas to gamble with our taxpayer dollars. He’s got the luck streak going after all.

Letting $790 billion ride on black 32 at the roulette wheel can’t be any worse than giving the money to overseas banks.

More penis jokes from MSNBC

In 2009 MSNBC created one of the most-viral memes of the year: the “teabagger”. It was a big hit among liberals. Bigger then Bush Derangement Syndrome even.

With MSNBC’s ratings going down faster then Democrats whoring for health care reform votes you can rest assured they will take the dirt road in 2010.

I thought it was the meds that made Olberman and Maddow so wacky. It was actually the freedom to be dirty. Who knew?

On a side note, doesn’t that seem like a cool place to be employed? Imagine being able to make penis jokes in the workplace without any hassles from Human Resources.

Hollywood will announce the remake of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Red Dawn is being remade. Nightmare on Elm Street is being re-imagined. The Karate Kid is being crapped on.

Even freaking Weird Science is in the re-make mix. Robocop, Short Circuit, and They Live too.

It is just a matter of time before Hollywood sets its sights on Bill and Ted. I pray Aston Kutcher isn’t involved.

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Do you have any predictions for 2010? Put them down in the comments below.

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Chris Cameron is a writer/columnist/beat reporter for Radioactive Liberty. He also has his own blog Angry Seafood.

Category: Political Humor Tags: 2010 predictions, Bill and Ted's Excellent adventure, Humor, Humour, Joe Biden, karate kid, MSNBC, Obama

11 responses so far ↓

1 Les James // Jan 2, 2010 at 9:26 am

I predict that Nancy Pelosi will have one too many botox shots and her face will rip in half, revealing a lizard.

I predict that one of Obama’s teleprompters will quit and get it’s own reality show.

I predict that AL Gore will get so fat that he’s declared a National Park and Green Peace will plant trees on him, to reduce his carbon footprint.

I predict that Radioactive Liberty will be treated as Hard News by the MSM. Hey, it could happen.
2 Jr // Jan 2, 2010 at 10:35 am

After expressing “disappointment” in Tiger Woods, Obama will invite Tiger and Elin to the Rose Garden for a Beer Summit resulting in the Norwegians awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize.
3 Eric // Jan 2, 2010 at 11:12 pm

I predict for the next year;
Illegal immigrants will be given voter rights.
The National debt will quadrupole.
Unemployment will triple.
Murder rates will quintuple.
The value of 1US $ will be cut by 10,000%.
The 39 Democratic seats up for taking in the 2010 elections in the House will be won by 25 Democrats.
The 19 Democratic seats up for taking in the 2010 elections in the Senate will be won by 12 Democrats.
Voter fraud accusations will run wild, judges will settle cases, and freedom will be lost in America forever on, if not before, November 6, 2010.
Damn, I’m writing a post, ok, I’ll stop.
4 Les James // Jan 3, 2010 at 10:03 am

Eric, dude… could you be any more morose?
5 vesey // Jan 4, 2010 at 10:42 pm

I predict that as a small amount of economic rebound sets in gas prices will skyrocket killing the rebound and causing unemployment to reach 15%. Capitalism and George Bush will be blamed for both by the liberals and every seat in the house and senate will be won by dems , resulting in true man made global warming centered on Wash D C………….
6 Les James // Jan 5, 2010 at 9:44 am

Come-on people, it’s not over even after it’s over -if it even gets that far. Could I be any more vague?

Our fate is in our own hands and we can’t be defeated until we quit. Sometimes you just got to laugh at the bad situations and get back onto the fight.

Dark humor has always boosted my moral. Let’s face it, political humor tends to trend that direction. If it works for you too, this is the place to go to get that needed break. Then you can go kick some lib ass, with a smile on your face.

Have a nice hippy stompin’ day
7 vesey // Jan 5, 2010 at 3:01 pm

Les, my predictions are cynical but likely accurate. You must keep in mind that the conservatives will vote intelligently,that the liberals will vote socialism and the independents will vote unintelligently. It’s the independents that gave us this mess in nov 2008 and it’s the independents that will foolishly maintain this presidency………..
8 Chris C // Jan 5, 2010 at 10:33 pm

Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
9 Eric // Jan 5, 2010 at 11:04 pm

Yeah, what Chris said, and more.
Was it over when America bombed Nagasaki? Hell no, they have kicked our ass in electronics, video gaming, and auto manufacturing.
10 Chris C // Jan 6, 2010 at 12:39 am

I couldn’t agree more Eric. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.
11 Les James // Jan 6, 2010 at 1:16 pm

We’re just the guys to do it.

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