*Which I failed to do upon originally posting this.

Everything is back to normal, and I for one, am glad. This time last week, Misha had linked to several posts that parodied the dust up at Dean’s World. Seriously, who needs hundreds of visitors a day when you can languish in absolute obscurity? Not me.

I know long time readers and new readers alike would be shocked to know that I’m a pretty sarcastic person. I know… Usually I’m so timid with my words, for fear that I might say something offensive, or at least inappropriate. It’s true, though. I am extremely sarcastic.

In my real life, I would be likely to have a conversation something like this:

“Hello, Mr. Fitch, it would seem that your septic tank has collapsed some, and you’re going to need to get a new septic system.”

“Awesome! New septic tank For the Win! How many thousands of dollars is that going to cost?”

“…”

“Booya! First thing I’ll do is get some blankets and make a fort. I’ll find an old couch for the fortress walls, and I can pretend that the creek down the hill is my moat. I’ll have to scrounge up some plywood for my drawbridge. It’s going to rock!”

I would like to take a moment to caution some of the younger folk on sarcasm. Sometimes, on very rare occasions, it can get you into a tiny bit of trouble to respond to your Fiancee with smart ass comments. By “sometimes” and “rare occasions,” of course, I mean you’ll be in the doghouse several times daily. This means that when you’re planning on giving a snappy response to a stupid question, you need to make sure that it’s a really good one. After all, you don’t want to wind up on the couch for a lame ass, “I know you are but what am I?” Make sure it’s a real zinger.

Just consider this some sage advice from someone older and wiser than you. The good folks at Humor-Blogs.com already know this is good advice.

Category: Pointless Nonsense