Philadelphia area Hootereseses are advertising that their Philly area locations will be holding a “Burn your useless T.O. jersey” bonfire in preparation of the Cowgirls/Eagles game on Sunday.
I tell you, every time I start to lose faith in Philadelphia for being corrupt, dirty, foul smelling, crime ridden, having crappy roads that are always under construction but never fixed, and worthless sports teams, along comes something like this to lift my spirits, and renew my faith. There’s nothing more exemplary of Philadelphia than having an event to commemorate the venom we have for former sports team members, especially if they were arrogant loudmouths.
So, Eagles fans, if you’re going to the game, it’s too early in the season for ice packed snowballs, so make sure you’re well stocked on prescription pill bottles. Batteries are acceptable, but pill bottles are more apropos.
2004–2008
8 responses so far ↓
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RT
// Oct 6, 2006 at 10:27 pm
Why don’t they just give T.O. silence since he craves attention so much? Oh…that would be using logic, and the fans of my favorite Philly teams aren’t quite logical once they have a few beverages. At least we’re colorful.
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FIAR
// Oct 7, 2006 at 10:52 am
It’s a late game, Rt. Remember a 4 o’clock crowd is 90 proof.
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kate
// Oct 7, 2006 at 11:18 am
Sure we’re loud, obnoxious and rude, but one thing people can’t say is that we’re not passionate fans. We’re allowed to boo our own teams and say they suck, but if anyone else does, it’s time for an ass whoopin’. And any former player who talks trash about us - well, there’s hell to pay!
I have been psyched for this game for weeks now. I only wish I were going to be there up close and personal. Those who have tickets are definitely lucky.
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fmragtops
// Oct 7, 2006 at 12:01 pm
Meh, forget all that gum-bumping. Brian Dawkins will make TO pay.
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FIAR
// Oct 7, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Kate, my boss will be there.
FM, Yeah, I can’t wait try and just watch Dawkins when the Eagles are on D. That dude can lay out a hit.
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Wyatt Earp
// Oct 7, 2006 at 1:29 pm
How is it that the most obnoxious Eagles fans always claim they’re “the best fans in the league?” Christ, we needed to put a courtroom in the damned stadium because the white trash couldn’t stop breaking the law! In my humble opinion, too many Eagles fans are a bunch of drunken scumbags.
I hate T.O., but I hope to God the Cowboys win by 49 points. Take those WIP a-holes down a peg.
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RT
// Oct 7, 2006 at 5:12 pm
Remember that hurting B-Dawg put on another guy after Dawkins rag halfway across the field to lay the guy out????? Yah…I’ll never forget that one. You know he is looking to do 10x worse to T.O. I predict some pain tomorrow.
I’m so psyched and with it having a late start, I’m even happier. I’ll have all my work finished by then and I’ll be able to watch it, not just look up every now and then.
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RT
// Oct 7, 2006 at 5:14 pm
Ran, not rag…my fingers aren’t functioning very well.
BTW..is it my computer, or are the comments getting cut off on the right hand side of the screen?
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