Political Humor | A Declaration of War

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A Declaration of War

The new breed has risen to smite the old guard down. We have emerged as a leviathan of hate, death, destruction and doom. IMAO has become complacent in it’s dominance, and others have as well.

The Monger Horde™
is on a mission to wage war. You are either with us, or against us. There will be no neutral territory. Choose your side wisely.

Submit to the Monger Horde™ or be annihilated by it.

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13 Responses to “A Declaration of War”

  1. Wild Bill says:

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    I submit to NO ONE!!! brb my wife wants me to take out the trash…

  2. Tyler D says:

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    Who ever wins I’ll side with them…

  3. Skul says:

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    Strangle a kitten today!! Eat more BACON!!!

    Know what you mean Wild Bill. I gotta go fold laundry now.

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    Animals will not be harmed! Keep your focus, man!

  5. Skul says:

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    OK, OK, snuggle a kitten real, real hard.
    Eat more BACON!!

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    A pound of bacon at time, Skul.

  7. Skul says:

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    Hmph, of all the nerve!!
    Where do I put these clean towels RT??

  8. FIAR says:

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    Tyler, then you will be among the first to die.

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    You put the towels where your woman told you to put them. Probably the linen closet, as that’s where most mongresses keep them. Fresh towels just don’t appear out of the blue. Someone puts them on the towel rack. ;P

    And I get questioned as to why I think men are the weaker sex and need to be protected and treated like objects?

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    Mmmmmmmm, bacon …

  11. Hawk says:

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    count me in.

    as long as there’s bacon…

  12. Hawk says:

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    but no kittens, I’m allergic…

  13. Tyler D says:

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    Wait, so your saying IMAO is going to win?

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