Political Humor | Am I The Only One Seeing This?

This weekend I was flipping channels and came accross Looney Tunes. I sat and watched as the coyote attempted to ensare the roadrunner. You know the old routine, the coyote rolls the boulder to the edge of the cliff, and the cliff breaks off, and the coyote falls and the boulder lands on him. I realized at that point that there is a group in this country that appears to be using the same tactics as coyote, just as unsuccessfully.

The Democrats these days seem to be using the coyote’s tactics. They rolled the boulder of censure to the edge of the cliff of NSA eavesdropping. The cliff gave way and the democrats fell humorously to the ground and the boulder landed on them. George W. Bush sped by saying “beep, beep!”

George W. Bush is speeding down the highway of democracy in Iraq. The democrats heard the signature, “beep, beep” and stepped onto the highway to ambush the president. They turned around just in time to see the eighteen-wheeler of Iraqi elections just before it ran them over. George W. Bush ran by saying, “beep, beep!”

The democrats once got a giant Acme bow. They loaded it with the arrow of no WMDs in Iraq. When they tried to fire it, the arrow went nowhere and the bow string fired them face first into the ground. Again, the president sped by giving the signature, “beep, beep!”

What will the democrats try next? Earthquake pills? Rocket Rollerskates? Some elaborate trap with ropes and pulleys? It’s hard to say. One thing is for sure, just like the coyote their tricks will continue to backfire, and the president will continue to speed by them with a hearty, “beep, beep!”

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