Political Humor | Amusing Spam

I got a spam message that I find amusing, mostly because I don’t even see the point of it. Most spam is either an attempt to scam you out of personal information, or a crappy advertising technique, this seems to be neither.

Tasha Larbi to me

hello, i remember you saying you werenet going to stop communicating . what happened?

I don’t even know who the Hell you are. I sure don’t remember making such a promise.

i guess you got busy and all that. its been a while, and i miss you. i cant believe you will leave me this way. i miss you so very much and i just cant sleep at night when i start to think of you.

That’s nice. How can you miss me though, when I don’t know you at all. It seems odd to be losing sleep over me, when we are so utterly unfamiliar.

i am still single and i had to drop out of modelling school because i couldn’t support myself any longer….i am now working part time with a modelling agency to save up for the rest of school…..i really wish you would give me an oppurtunity to show you how much i could love you. all the things things i could show.

I guess this is the part where I’m supposed to be interested. Ooh, a model. Wow. The things you could show me. I just can’t wait. Who are you again?

anyways i am waiting to show what my love can do. at least let me hear from you sometime soon. i miss you and would really like to talk to you about a few things. i have lost my cell phone so you will have to call me through my brothers phone. hope to hear from you soon.

luv ya Tasha

Um, I don’t know your brother’s cell phone number. In fact, up to this point I was unaware you had a brother. Uh, who are you again?

I don’t know if I’m supposed to reply, and then the scam begins, or what. Maybe if someone is stupid enough to reply, it confirms the email address, and then the Phishing begins. Whatever. It amused me.