And The Stupidity Award Goes to…
It’s always such a pleasure when people with less intelligence than the average roadkill comment on my site. For one thing, it gives me a chance to copy and paste. More importantly, it makes me laugh… Hard.
Today is one such day. Someone with the name “barfly” left quite the gem. I seem to recall the name. I know I’ve seen it before, somewhere, but I just can’t place it. I just know that the moniker “barfly” is familiar. Not surprisingly, there is no link to a site left by “barfly,” just the aromatic odor of pure unadulterated stupidity.
barfly says:
Evidently you don’t know the other definition of chickenhawk. A chickenhawk is also someone who hangs around bus and train stations looking for kids who’ve run away to the big city, so they can hook them into prostituting for them. In other words, a pimp; or in your case a “war pimp” who doesn’t mind talking up a bullshit war on their website in the hopes of “hooking” someone into enlisting in your stead.
You guys are idiots if you didn’t know this, and we are going to make you regret this little tactic, war pimp. So go ahead and wear your urine-stained t-shirts, so we can point at you and laugh!
Well, you are right about one thing, barfly. I never heard of that particular definition. I thought you were going to point out that there’s an actual animal that is called a chickenhawk, but I already knew that. Did you?
I guess you’re the expert on child prostitution. I’ll go ahead and assume that it’s because you work in law enforcement, or something like that. Otherwise I’d be forced to think despicable things about you.
Anyhoo, you don’t seem too observant. You throw “war pimp” at me like it’s a bad thing. Did you not see the War for Oil Blogroll I have? Don’t you know how a War for Oil is War for Me? Obviously you’re too blinded by your own moronic conclusions about what I believe to differentiate between a joke, and my actual beliefs.
That’s why you are the winner of the Stupidity Award. Congratulations, and thanks for the laugh.
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Trackbacked on Mudville Gazette
Category: Pointless Nonsense
2004–2012
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I can’t believe that nimrod left the exact same comment on both sites…No wait, I do believe it.
You say “barfly” looks familiar, but I have seen that name somewhere before spewing the same garbage.
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It seems he likes to copy and paste too.
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Chickenhawk Nuggets…
There’s absolutely no reason that civilians shouldn’t be able to take a position on the military actions of their country, and the namecalling is nothing but childish….
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I wonder how many blogs he left that stupid comment on?
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I know that barfly name too. I’m going to have to investigate this…cue music (bah bah bahhhhhh)
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I’ve been surfing the 101st blogroll, and it appears to be the new lefty strategy to point out the pedophilic undertones of the word chickenhawk. Calling us cowards didn’t work. Like calling us child molestors is gonna work any better.
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It sure must take a lot of effort to hit the “paste” function so many times, don’t you think?
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Calling us cowards didn’t work. Like calling us child molestors is gonna work any better.
You still don’t get it? Man, you’re dense; all you guys roosting under the chickenhawk banner use the word with out finding out that it also means pimps who prey on down-and-outers (just like you guys are doing to impressionable enlistment-age younsters that don’t know you’re really a bunch of cowards) how dumb is that? I’m laughing so hard, I can’t do anything BUT copy and paste!
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Barfly, you’re a moron. I mean, dayum.
If you’re so anti-war, why don’t you go join Al Qaeda so you can REALLY stick it to the Bushitler regime?
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Hmm. I’m not sure what’s funnier, barfly. Either the fact that you actually have the time to go around spewing this crap on all of these sites, or the fact that you completely miss the sarcasm of the whole thing.
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I think missing the sarcasm is the funnier part. Interesting how the moronic syphillitic parasites who hate everything America was created for want to find a new meaning for an old epithet because they don’t like the fact that the old definition is completely unoffensive to us.