Anna Nicole Smith Still Dead, Experts Say
Via the Al-Qaeda Times
MIAMI, March 26 — An accidental prescription drug overdose killed Anna Nicole Smith last month, the medical examiner who performed her autopsy said Monday.
Dr. Joshua A. Perper, the Broward County medical examiner, said he found traces of many drugs in Ms. Smith’s body, including muscle relaxants, pain relievers like methadone and several anti-anxiety medicines. Dr. Perper described her cause of death as combined drug intoxication, the primary drug being the potent sedative chloral hydrate.
What? When I posted about the Useless Twit dying I never would have guessed that it could have been an overdose. Who knew?
I am shocked! Shocked I say. Absolutely astonished.
In unrelated news, a panel of experts from the Bureaucratic Institute of Governmental Advanced Scientific Studies (BIGASS) has concluded a study and determined that water is wet.
Also, 6th graders agree, the Sun will rise in the East.
In related news, Al Gore commends Anna Nicole on her new Carbon Neutral lifestyle.
Editorial note: Did they misspell Dr. Pepper?
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Does your brain hurt from all of this posting?
ANS had a bunch of sedatives (some considered hypnotic?). Talk about killing a horse. She also had a medication for warts…yay…std’s for everybody! Well, she was a popular gal with the guys.
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I was going to make almost this exact same post, but you beat me to it. Now I don’t have anything to post about again. Damn you, FIAR! At this rate, I won’t have a new post up for several more weeks.
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I too was horrified to learn the cause. Never I say, never in my wildest dreams. Woe is me.
“Editorial note: Did they misspell Dr. Pepper?”
Yes, it’s Dr Pepper.
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Almost forgot, he only works beween 10, 2, and 4. Except on Wednesdays of course. I’ll go away now.