Political Humor | Announcing Operation Brownshirt Jackass

Chuckles Rangel is calling for the draft again. Now we all know that there’s no one in the anti-war camp that really wants a draft, what they really want is another PR campaign to wage against the war. If people were to be forced to fight, rather than having a volunteer force, then that would sow further seeds of discontent.

I present to you Operation Brownshirt Jackass (O-BJ, or Operation BJ). The objective of O-BJ is to recruit College Democrats and Young Democrats to serve as infantry. They demanded the draft and now viciously support it. It’s only right that they volunteer to serve.

Think of all the benefits. They could still have plenty of anti-American, pro-terrorist sympathizers in the military. The armed forces would be chock full of people who can say, “I served in Iraq, and I oppose this war.” They seem to think that makes a person impervious to criticism, and the highest of moral authorities. They’d be coming out of the woodwork.

As an added bonus, they could also do things to deliberately pile up the body count. Just think how fast they could reach the glorious Grim Milestone of 10,000 fallen soldiers with all their anti-war comrades filling the ranks, and executing suicide missions. They could fire on our own men and claim it was the “Freedom Fighters” doing it. Pull the pin on a grenade and forget to throw it.

They could be responsible for committing genuine acts of torture on the “detainees” and say, “Look, more mistreatment of prisoners.” There are so many ways that they could undermine the military in ways that they can only do from within the ranks, and as they force the body count ever higher, they can celebrate in their orgasmic bliss at each and every dead body, in the knowledge that one of their fallen comrades is one more body closer to the American public demanding that we bring ‘em home, or at least redeploy to Okinawa. It will be enough to make the anti-war crowd literally ejaculate with glee.

Plus there’s the added bonus of it being a legal way of killing off our political enemies.

It’s their draft. Why won’t they volunteer for it?