Limericks are cool. Especially when they involve violence against hippies, like this one, or the one that follows.
I once saw a hippie in Seattle
He smelled like a whole herd of cattle
I ran him through with a pike
Pedaled off with his bike
And said, “Man, that was a one sided battle.”

4 responses so far ↓
1
Sssteve
// Sep 6, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Great poem Fiar!!
2
Wyatt Earp
// Sep 6, 2006 at 3:48 pm
That is absolutely brilliant!
Dirty hippies.
3
rt
// Sep 6, 2006 at 8:40 pm
And Wyatt made fun of my little contest! Limericks are fun. I am going to have another next week (after 9/11). I think the winner will get to choose a topic of his or her choice for me to cover. That could be dicey.
Great limerick, btw!
4 The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns // Sep 7, 2006 at 3:01 am
Links That Don’t Stink…
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