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Excellent…I could almost hear William Shatner’s voice except with a couple of “yo’s” thrown in.

No kidding guys.

I’m confused though. According to Obama we’re not at war with Islam. Fine, I agree. But now he has ordered the assassination of three black, Muslim Africans who were doing nothing more than trying to provide for their families. Why aren’t we turning a blind eye toward their actions like we do for those coming across our southern border? Sounds like profiling to me.

I think this one is also boldly spending where no government has before…

Great parody.