Political Humor | Anti-War Dementia Reaches Logical Conclusion

Some time ago, I issued a challenge to trolls (Cached version, scroll down some). I asked the Chickenchickenpussies that like to refer to us as Chickenhawks why it was necessary for me to enlist to attempt to prevent the demonization of our soldiers. I asked why I needed to become a soldier in order to keep America-Hating, Treasonous, Unpatriotic, Worthless, Marxist, “Anti-War,” Useless, Excrement Belching Traitors from smearing our military with relentless attacks against their integrity. Why must I serve in order to defend the honor of those who defend our way of life?

I said “Tell me why I should sit idly by and allow my friends to return home to be spat upon, shat upon, humiliated, denigrated, ridiculed, ostracized, exiled and forgotten, simply for having the courage to fight to defend our civilization, our way of life, and our country.”

Eventually, some putrid carcasses of despicable bile took up the challenge. FM’s blog got nuked, but you can view a cached version of the whole thread. Troll Challenge Part 2. I don’t feel like scouring the comments, but at one point one parasitic ghoul seemed to suggest that I had a non-argument because none of the troops were being spit upon.

Well, Via the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler:

We’re sure you remember CPL Joshua Sparling who, while recovering at Walter Reed, received one of those lovely sentiments that the “Troop-Supporting” Loony Left are so justly infamous for. In CPL Sparling’s case, it was the wish that he’d die rather than recover.

Well, CPL Sparling stubbornly refused to die, even though he did lose his leg defending the right of assnuggets like the postcard writer to wish death upon him.

He also went to the Mall to protest the protesters the other day and the “tolerant”, “troop-supporting” Left promptly rewarded this amputee veteran by spitting at him.

So, how’s that for a strawman argument then, you worthless socialist swine? I knew it would happen sooner or later. It’s the natural result of non-stop coverage of our guys “abusing detainees” and “Murdering civilians,” none of which actually even happened.

In conclusion; Congratulations, Maggots! Your relentless smear campaign has reached it’s logical and predicted conclusion. I hope you choke to death on your own vomit.