Ever notice how similar the talking points of the kooks that want to “decriminalize” marijuana are to the talking points of the War on Terror deniers? They’re practically the same.
“It costs too much.”
“It’s a quagmire! We’ll never win.”
“Fighting terrorists just makes more terrorists.” Sounds like, “Having drugs be illegal just encourages their use.”
“The terrorists wouldn’t be fighting us if we’d just change our policies.” Versus, “Drugs wouldn’t be a problem if we’d just change our policies.”
Ever consider the problem is the tactics aren’t strong enough, and that’s the problem?
2004–2008
11 responses so far ↓
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Feb 27, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Cough, cough, cough. Whatchya said, dude? Hey, where’s my munchies?
2
fmragtops
// Feb 28, 2007 at 10:21 am
You know, we’d get the criminals out of terrorism if we made terrorism legal. You know by having laws against terrorism we make war criminals out of hard-working practitioners of the religion of peace that are just trying to provide for their families and give oppressed people a political voice.
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Insolublog
// Feb 28, 2007 at 11:42 am
Just take the terrorism out of terrorism by calling the terrorists oppressed victims of evil western capitalist forces, who are only acting out in the only way they can. They are victims of a cultural disease; just like the hippies are victims of drug addiction.
A victim is to be sympathized with, coddled and nurtured. Just ask those altuistic humanitarians who run the media, who lovingly and selflessly give their cameras to the terrorists err uhm oppressed victims, so they can broadcast their artistic side all over the evening news.
We just need more cameras, photoshop experts and America bashing editorials. Not more war.
Think how much better the world will be.
4
RT - Chief Mongress
// Feb 28, 2007 at 9:11 pm
Ok, this sounds like a totally stoner conversation. Dude, what if water wasn’t wet?
5
rachel
// Feb 28, 2007 at 10:01 pm
Don’t forget “Support the troops, bring them home now.”
If my mom called my boss and said she wanted him to stop telling me to work because it was too hard he’d laugh for a month.
Maybe if we let them actually do their jobs they’d be able to complete the mission and come home without having to wave white flags when they boarded the airplanes.
6
Diesel
// Feb 28, 2007 at 10:13 pm
I bet if you made heroin legal they’d be growing something other than poppies in Afghanistan.
7
Wyatt Earp
// Mar 1, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Drugs are bad. Mmm,kay?
8
sssteve
// Mar 1, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Yeah roll another one maaaaaaan!
9
Eileen
// Mar 2, 2007 at 2:41 am
I want Legal marijuana.
I don’t want to have to break the law when I get old and retire, and feel like I should be able to sit on my porch swing and get high.
I want to wait until I am old, and then fry my brains, after I have gotten a lot of use out of them.
Is Marijuana legal in any Islam countries?
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fmragtops
// Mar 2, 2007 at 9:44 am
I think suicide bombers should wait until they get old to blow themselves up. You know, after they’ve gotten a lot of use out of their bodies.
*snicker*
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FIAR
// Mar 2, 2007 at 11:11 am
Is Marijuana legal in any Islam countries?
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