Comments on: Apple Pie Declared More American Than Mom In Controversial Vote

By: Vampirklown

Vampirklown — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 22:44:05 +0000

Wait a minute does this mean if you bang your mom your anti-American. Ah not that I’m worried or anything I was just asking for a friend is all

By: Chris C

Chris C — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 21:21:36 +0000

In a bit of irony Johnny Appleseed used to have s3x with his mom because he actually hated apple pies.

True story.

By: Fiar

Fiar — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 20:06:48 +0000

Indeed. Thomas Jefferson has just shed a tear of pride.

By: Vampirklown

Vampirklown — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 19:06:23 +0000

Here, Here. Although I am willing to concede that banging a milf on a table covered in apple pie
is well, what the founding fathers would have wanted.

By: richj

richj — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 17:31:46 +0000

Johnny Appleseed was a dirty hippy. Apples are a anti-American dirty hippy conspiracy. I’m changing my vote to MILF, I mean, Mom.

By: jt

jt — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:39:11 +0000

You mean we were supposed to count something?

By: Vampirklown

Vampirklown — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 14:18:02 +0000

I in fact do rebuke the findings in this “argument” as I have it on good authority that multiple people poled have had sexual relations with said pie. I call for a recount

By: Pope Terry

Pope Terry — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:30:09 +0000

Oh come on I cant help it if I get confused, I’m still getting over my last bout of head trauma.

By: Rhubarb Pie

Rhubarb Pie — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:32:44 +0000

Apple pie is a weenie.

By: RT

RT — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 01:56:15 +0000

I don’t remember voting for apple pie.