Apparently there’s some sort of natural phenomenon that occurred in Houston that involves too much water. I don’t know exactly what it was, but I know that our company’s headquarters in Houston are closed today. I heard the word “flood” associated with it, and all I could think is, “Are the buses OK?” I am greatly concerned for the well being of the buses.
I don’t know the cause of this extra water natural phenomenon, but I assume that either global warming or Algore’s film powerpoint presentation on global warming is responsible.
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fmragtops
// Jun 19, 2006 at 2:32 pm
Just make sure Ray “Willy Wonka” Nagin doesn’t get anywhere around there.
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FIAR
// Jun 19, 2006 at 6:28 pm
But where are the Ooompa Loompas?
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fmragtops
// Jun 19, 2006 at 10:58 pm
Them short little bitches drowned…natural selection and all.
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Mike
// Jun 20, 2006 at 11:55 am
Wait a minute. First New Orleans flooded and all the blacks had to move to Houston. Now Houston is flooded too. Clearly there is a conspiracy on the part of our government to heat the earth and cause flooding and catastrophy wherever the blacks go. And I’m sure Dick Cheney is behind the whole thing.
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