Attack of the Iceberg
Coming this fall……an epic new disaster movie so scary you will literally be crapping your pants in the theater…
An iceberg so large and destructive it threatens the existence of mankind…
A film so outlandish Time Magazine calls it: “outlandishly outlandish”…
Based on the true-life, over-hyped story by the media, Attack of The Iceberg pits man against a broken-off piece of a glacier in Greenland that threatens to possibly move very, very slowly towards shipping lanes.
Ed Markey stars as Phyllis Mayton, a cross-dressing transgender who tries to convince a skeptical world of dire implications…
“An iceberg four times the size of Manhattan has broken off Greenland, creating plenty of room for deniers to start their own country…”
Cookie the Polar Bear stars as Snowflake, the dis-enchanted gansta from the hood looking to prevent anyone from getting near the iceberg, which he considers his territory.
The Rebel Alliance from Star Wars star as themselves, a rag-tag group of dissenters hoping to stop the iceberg from killing the world.
Attack of the Iceberg…coming to theaters this Fall.
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Chris Cameron is a columnist for Radioactive Liberty. He also has his own political humor/commentary blog Trees Hate Hugs as well as Angry Seafood, a politics-free humor blog.
Category: Political Humor Tags: Al Gore, Cap and Trade, Climate Change, Global Warming, Global Warming Humor, Humor, Humour, Political Satire
2004–2012
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lol! You should make the “Attack of the Iceburg” like the Jaws poster … you know, with the bluish one with the girl swimming?
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Good idea.
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Nuke that bastard. We gotta get rid of the nukes anyway.
There’s something fishy about that picture btw.
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