Baby Eats Dingo
Sidney (AP). In a stunning news conference today, officials of the Australian government have announced a new ad campaign directed at combating rising food prices indirectly linked to the skyrocketing cost of crude oil and the sever drought that has all but destroyed local crops and economies in recent years.
The main cause of this growing humanitarian crisis is linked directly to global warming said the officials. They expressed a need to “expand our food sources” saying that it was “vital for our nation’s children”.
The new ad campaign begins today and will feature children dining on an old but seldom consumed source of indigenous protein. Accompanying the images will be a catchy jingle.
Humor-Blogs.com ate the d-i-n-g-o.
This is a follow up to Why McCain Should Not Be President.
Category: Humor Tags: Humor, News Parody, noads, Satire
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Now that’s what I’m talkin bout!
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How the Hell did you comment so fast? This just went live 90 seconds ago.
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It’s the cycle of life. Dingo eats baby. Baby eats baby-stuffed dingo.
“This is necessary. Life feeds on life, feeds on life. ” Come on Chris, your good at these song references.
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It is always good to do things for the children no matter how wrong they may seem. They are our future after all.
No clue on the song reference…
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I see everything. (head spins)
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Chris- It’s from “Disgustipated” track 69 from Tool’s Undertow cd. It’s so obsure and yet so funny, I thought if anyone might know it, it would be you.
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Now, I am hungry.
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Its true, I had one for dinner tonight, with a bandicoot salad on the side.
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In a strange coincidence, I killed and ate Meryl Streep just this past weekend.
She tasted like cheques cashing.
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Can’t they just crush dingos, turn them into sweet swine, then make Bacon?
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Does it taste like chicken?
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“In a strange coincidence, I killed and ate Meryl Streep just this past weekend.”
Did you burb up an Abba song afterwards?
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Yes, but I always do that.
I don’t know what you’re getting at…
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Well since you aren’t gay, or a woman, or someone who had to review all the summer movies for a series of blog posts, Meryl Streep is the star of the Mamma Mia movie coming out next week which is a musical featuring the tracks of Abba. Hence the reference.
It also stars Pierce Brosnan who sings. Talk about a fading career…
The remake of ‘Hello Dolly’ can’t be far behind by the way. Woe is the filmgoer….
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Maybe a baby ate your dingo!
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did that darn baby eat your dingo?
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