We all know that women are like uncovered meat. The Bran Muffin, or Mufti or something, of Australia said so. I agree. Women are like uncovered meat, which is awesome, especially for guys that aren’t cum guzzlers, or whatever the politically correct term is these days.
I was thinking though, you know what’s even better that that? Women wearing nothing but a bacon bikini!
What could be better than uncovered meat wearing uncovered meat?
Now that’s hot!
2004–2008
30 responses so far ↓
1
von
// Nov 3, 2006 at 4:26 pm
Poopy Bacon Covered women!!1!!
2
fmragtops
// Nov 3, 2006 at 4:41 pm
Now that’s that fiya!
I could just imagine eating that bacon *drool*
=P~~~
3
richj
// Nov 3, 2006 at 5:49 pm
The thought just made my bacon crisp.
4
Tyler D
// Nov 3, 2006 at 6:08 pm
That’s Hot!
What are you Paris Hilton?
5
Skul
// Nov 3, 2006 at 7:09 pm
OK, I’m staying out of this one.
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Skul
// Nov 3, 2006 at 7:11 pm
No I’m not. Can’t resist. Honey Bacon Beaver sandwich. Mmmmm
7
RT
// Nov 3, 2006 at 7:49 pm
OMG! That reminds me of lunch….a woman brought in the fancy name for pigeon wrapped in bacon.
I then told the young math teacher when he told me to eat his caesar, that his request might constitute as a sexual remark…I brought in peperoni/cheese/crackers…he said eating my peperoni was good, though.
Hmm….would bacon make it better?
8
Sssteve
// Nov 3, 2006 at 8:21 pm
Mmm!! eating the bacon then making the bacon!!
9
Skul
// Nov 3, 2006 at 8:42 pm
4 Tyler D says:
“That’s Hot!
What are you Paris Hilton?”
Got the answer 4, — A pig.
Sic ‘em Sssteve!!
10
fmragtops
// Nov 3, 2006 at 9:27 pm
MMMMM, honey bacon beaver sandwich!
11
Tyler D
// Nov 3, 2006 at 9:29 pm
Skul, who are you?
12
SeanS
// Nov 3, 2006 at 10:17 pm
A woman wrapped in bacon… kinda reminds me of Filet Mignon. But that is French and since the French are all cum-guzzlers, it presents quite the paradox.
Now I don’t know if I’m supposed to like bacon. Thanks FIAR. You have ruined bacon for me.
13
RT
// Nov 4, 2006 at 12:19 am
Hmmm…Neil Patrick Harris just revealed he’s gay. (I know…it was a secret?)
So maybe a new term that won’t make me feel, well, squeamish…Doogie-style?
C-Guzzler…ewwwwww!
14
jt
// Nov 4, 2006 at 9:06 am
chicks wrapped in bacon…yee-haw!!!
15
Skul
// Nov 4, 2006 at 10:16 am
Tyler D says:
“Skul, who are you?”
I’d tell you but then I’d have to steal your bacon and give it to a beaver.
16
Tyler D
// Nov 4, 2006 at 3:18 pm
What?
17
LittleOrangeFox
// Nov 5, 2006 at 12:15 am
men…
18
RT
// Nov 5, 2006 at 12:27 am
Now men wrapped in bacon…
19
FIAR
// Nov 5, 2006 at 2:34 am
NO! RT, Dammit, I told you it’s bacon, not sausage. No sausage!
20
kate
// Nov 5, 2006 at 10:31 am
katey quietly makes her way out of this conversation
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RT
// Nov 5, 2006 at 10:38 am
Geez, why can’t I get that straight? Sorry.
22
Insolublog
// Nov 5, 2006 at 10:22 pm
Hey, do you think Jim Gerlach is happy his face is on this blog?
23
RT
// Nov 5, 2006 at 11:18 pm
If he is a self-respecting bacon-lover he is.
24
FIAR
// Nov 6, 2006 at 11:19 am
Insol, probably not. I don’t really care though. The people that actually READ my site get me, even if anyone that might stumble across doesn’t.
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fmragtops
// Nov 6, 2006 at 12:38 pm
RT you are a sausage monger, and frankly, I’m offended.
26
von
// Nov 6, 2006 at 2:50 pm
mmmm…Sausage!
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fmragtops
// Nov 6, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Von! Don’t tell me you’re a sausage monger too! You got a wife and kids, what do they think about your love of teh sausage?
28
FIAR
// Nov 6, 2006 at 4:08 pm
Von is a cum guzzler?
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RT
// Nov 6, 2006 at 10:17 pm
Hmmm…FM…jealous of my sausage-mongering?
30
RT
// Nov 6, 2006 at 10:18 pm
Did I say that out loud? I did have sausage for breakfast, though. (with my egg…get your mind out of the gutter)
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