I believed in the power of Bacon!® I thought it would make the Monger Horde™ invincible, but I think we have learned a valuable lesson. Bacon!® alone is not enough. It would seem that things like an agenda, and principles matter too.
I do not speak ill of Bacon!® That would be a violation of the first Monger Law® of the Monger Horde™, but I should have known that Bacon!® helps only those who help themselves.
Anyhoo, before Nancy Lugosi begins feeding on the unborn and the Democrats celebrate by roasting children on spits in the Capitol Rotunda, let us reminisce about the good old days, with a song.
Listen to Fascist Pig
Ah. Good times. Too bad they will soon be a thing of the past.
2004–2008
8 responses so far ↓
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RT
// Nov 8, 2006 at 10:19 pm
I will miss the fascist pig meetings in the basement of the capitol. I will miss the secret codes and handshakes. What I will miss the most is the plotting of the world’s destruction and the scheming to keep the poor, infirmed, and elderly from getting any help, whatsoever.
What will I do with my time, now? I have no purpose. I guess I will go eat some bacon.
2
von
// Nov 8, 2006 at 11:35 pm
agenda? principles? Bah, TOMATOES!!!11!! Bacon needss TOMATOES!!!
3
SeanS
// Nov 9, 2006 at 3:31 pm
Doesn’t this mean we get to play blame-game back on them? When the economy sucks and oil prices reach on all-time high and terrorists still attack, can we just point our finger toward Pelosi and her goons?
Darn that double standard. Bacon for everyone.
4
Wild Bill
// Nov 9, 2006 at 7:57 pm
BACON!!!
Bush is still the president so anything that goes wrong will still be his fault and FIAR’s fault.
5
von
// Nov 9, 2006 at 8:09 pm
Wild Bill, I’m seriously thinking that these libtards are going to be appeased for a while. I listened to air america yesterday morning, and it was the first time I’ve ever heard them sound joyful, and not say anything negative…hehe.
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Wild Bill
// Nov 9, 2006 at 10:28 pm
Well I plan on being a bundle of greasy bacon joy on my show tomorrow, can’t let the libtards have all the fun.
7 Insolublog // Nov 9, 2006 at 10:28 pm
Swine flesh for the Masses…
FIAR seems to be wrapped in crisp delicious Bacon!® lately….
8 Adding Happiness To Your To-Do List — Passionate America // Jul 1, 2007 at 3:23 pm
[...] breakfast → BACON®, eggs, hash browns, and [...]
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