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Ban Ki-Moon Takes the Reins at the UN

A Marauding Monger Mission

Ban Ki-Moon has taken the helm of the putrid garbage barge in Turdle Bay known as the UN. Not much will change. They’ll still run child prostitution rings. The kickbacks from genocidal despots will still be in place. Psychotic thug dictators and tyrants will still head up the “Human Rights” committees.

They will still be the most useless, undemocratic, worthless diplomatic body of corrupt, unelected, unaccountable ass marmots on the face of the Earth. There will be one disturbing change, however. One that Frank J would be proud of. There will be a new item on the menu.

Don't eat me, Ban Ki-Moon!
Don’t eat me, Ban Ki-Moon!

I think I’m going to be sick.

Category: Pointless Nonsense

8 Responses to “Ban Ki-Moon Takes the Reins at the UN”

  1. fmragtops says:

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    Good one.

  2. Skul says:

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    That corrupt pack of thieves has as much value as a Trojan with a hole. Needs to be flushed down the toilet.

  3. richj says:

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    How wonderful. The UN will now start serving puppy chow. I picked a fine time to start blogging again.

  4. FIAR says:

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    Wouldn’t that be bad for the septic tank, Skul?

  5. Uber says:

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    Heh..ass marmot.

    Makes me giggle every time.

  6. Skul says:

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    Hadn’t thought of that FIAR. Make it a french toilet.
    I was a bit aprehensive about typing the “h” word however. Never know if “you-know-who” might be reading the comments.

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    I wasn’t aware that the French know how to use a toilet.

    Good post!

  8. Monger Horde » Marauding Monger Mission: Ban Ki-moon Is Coming To Town - Roundup says:

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    [...] The Chief Executive Monger figures there will be some menu changes on Turdle Bay. [...]

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