Ban Ki-Moon has taken the helm of the putrid garbage barge in Turdle Bay known as the UN. Not much will change. They’ll still run child prostitution rings. The kickbacks from genocidal despots will still be in place. Psychotic thug dictators and tyrants will still head up the “Human Rights” committees.
They will still be the most useless, undemocratic, worthless diplomatic body of corrupt, unelected, unaccountable ass marmots on the face of the Earth. There will be one disturbing change, however. One that Frank J would be proud of. There will be a new item on the menu.
Don’t eat me, Ban Ki-Moon!
I think I’m going to be sick.
2004–2008
8 responses so far ↓
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fmragtops
// Dec 18, 2006 at 7:59 pm
Good one.
2
richj
// Dec 18, 2006 at 9:13 pm
How wonderful. The UN will now start serving puppy chow. I picked a fine time to start blogging again.
3
Skul
// Dec 18, 2006 at 9:56 pm
That corrupt pack of thieves has as much value as a Trojan with a hole. Needs to be flushed down the toilet.
4
FIAR
// Dec 18, 2006 at 10:47 pm
Wouldn’t that be bad for the septic tank, Skul?
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Uber
// Dec 19, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Heh..ass marmot.
Makes me giggle every time.
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Skul
// Dec 19, 2006 at 5:46 pm
Hadn’t thought of that FIAR. Make it a french toilet.
I was a bit aprehensive about typing the “h” word however. Never know if “you-know-who” might be reading the comments.
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Dec 19, 2006 at 9:36 pm
I wasn’t aware that the French know how to use a toilet.
Good post!
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