As part of our continuing effort to endorse Barack Obama for President in the 2008 Election, Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty has agreed to publish this Editoral by Barack Obama.
Hope and Change for America
Image Source: Barack Obama.com
I’m Barack Obama, and I hope to be your President, when we change Presidents after the next election.
People often tell me, “Barack Obama, I was completely without hope. You could even say that I was hopeless. But then you came along with your message of hope and change.
And now I have hope that America can change, and move towards a bigger, better, brighter America. Brimming with hope for change. An America that I can finally be proud of.”
Can I get an Amen?
Kill Whitey!
Haha! That’s just Jeremiah Wright’s way of saying “Amen.” He’s my crazy pastor, I dunno, but my wife seems to like him.
what kind of change?
Well, I plan to raise taxes on companies that ship American jobs overseas. Hopefully, those companies will ship themselves the rest of the way overseas as well. Then there won’t be any more evil corporations left to enslave Americans with their oppressive sources of income.
Gas prices are high, and last year worldwide oil consumption was higher than ever. As a result, oil companies yielded record profits.
I plan to raise gas taxes even higher, and hope that I can continue to swindle Americans into believing that it’s the oil companies, or the war that’s driving gas prices so high. Meanwhile, the Federal government will rake in several dollars on the gallon
That’s no small change.
I sure hope we don’t lose that cash cow.
Ignorant… That’s America!
Haha! That’s just my crazy wife, Michelle Obama. That’s just her way of saying, “I love you Barack Obama.” I love you too honey! Forget Kathy Lee Gifford returning to the Today Show. They should get rid of that cracker and put my wife on the show.
A Vision for One America
Image source: Gasoline Lines by Warren K. Leffler, 1979
There is not a Liberal America and a Conservative America. There is only the United States of America… Divided into odd and even license plate numbers to wait in line for their weekly gasoline rations.
Hey, I hear an ice cream truck outside. Now that’s the America I love. I hope I have some change. What? $3.50? For Ice Cream! I hope to change that too.
I’m Barack Obama, and I approve this satire.
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12 responses so far ↓
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elasticwaistbandlady
// Mar 31, 2008 at 9:51 pm
This post was written by a “typical white person” wasn’t it?
I love it. For the first time in my adult blogging life, I am proud to be an American.
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rt
// Mar 31, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Ice cream man!!!!!! As long as he promises ice cream, I’m in!
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James S.
// Mar 31, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Funny! And so was the first response.
Yes, Michele’s comments are VERY revealing, yet Obama maniacs tie themselves into knots trying to make an excuse for her. Her SECOND attempt at those same remarks were maybe even more offensive.
Similarly, the whole Wright thing was bad enough. The fact that Obama sat in the pew and gave nearly all of his charitable dollars to this racist church and exposed his young daughters to these racist rants were worse.
Then his explanation saying that the “typical white person” is racist took the cake.
I’m not a racist, but I won’t drink the kool-aid.
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Alex L.
// Apr 1, 2008 at 12:55 am
Oh hell I’m for killing Whitey Schaffer… wait its not him, its… oh…
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Rastaman
// Apr 1, 2008 at 1:14 pm
The scary part of this is that Hussein stands a good chance of being elected our next president. I guess no more scary than George Bush calling Islam a religion of peace, though, or telling Americans to go to our church, synagogue or MOSQUE to pray, after the 9/11 attack.
No one ever tries to assassinate the bad leaders, just the good ones. What is it about that?
If a white person went to a whites-only church that vilified America and Jews and blacks, and ran for president, do you think that white person would get a single vote?
What the Hell is wrong with people?
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Chris C
// Apr 1, 2008 at 5:18 pm
and remember folks if you would like to vote for Obama in English press one…votar a favor de Obama en prensa española dos.
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Fiar
// Apr 2, 2008 at 9:22 am
Ewbl, For the first time in my life, I am proud of you.
Rt, everybody loves ice cream. I think I’ll add that to my own platform.
James, It’s okay. The Kool-Aid is nice and refreshing. Just take a sip.
Alex, Just throw your grandmother under the bus and everything will be fine.
Rastaman, Democrats always get a free pass on things that would never work the other way around.
Chris, it’s bad enough we have Australians, and Canadians around here, butchering the English language. Talking about Humour, and G’day mate. Now we have you coming in here with even more foreign languages. Jeez.
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Chris C
// Apr 2, 2008 at 2:01 pm
no bueno?
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Fiar
// Apr 2, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Christ! I need the friggin’ Babelfish just read my own comments section.
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