Barack Obama Funny Pictures and Satire
Obama Bugs Me
Judge Walker, the chief judge of the Federal District Court in San Francisco (like you couldn’t guess the city), ruled this past Wednesday the National Security Agency’s program of surveillance on U.S citizens, sans warrants is… can I get a drum roll please?… illegal. Now where have I heard that before? Oh yeah, Sen Barack Obama. Still, his administration has tried to keep this well used program shrouded in secrecy. I guess it’s OK to spy on us as long as George Bush isn’t President.
Could I have made that caption any more awkward?
Fast Food Fix
Fast food will make your children steal, and it’s not their fault. That’s right, eating burgers and fries will force them to shoplift from convenience stores, burglarize your neighbor’s homes and lift cash from your wallets.
Why? Because recent studies have shown it’s as addictive as heroin. We’ve all seen what can happen when McDonald’s runs out of McNuggets -it’s crack whore central.
But don’t worry, Michelle Obama will get your kids into a 12 Step Program, while Kathleen Sebelus shuts down the Fast Food Cartels. It’s up against the wall, Ronald. You’re being replaced with Mickey Mao.
Speaking of 12 Step Programs, when Tiger Woods went into sex rehab, was he slowly weaned-off of porn stars? “OK Tiger, this week we’re going to cut you down to only four women a day. Next week it’s three.” The inhumanity.
The Obama Presidency: Downsizing Your Exceptions
Is Obama Practicing Black Magic?
Ali Hussein Subat, a Lebanese magician, was sentenced to death last month in Saudi Arabia for sorcery, but he’s been given a temporary reprieve. Subat claims he practiced black magic over the past eight years in order to treat patients.
In other words, a man with absolutely no medical training or background -and with the middle name Hussein- thought he could magically run a health care program.
If he walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and weights the same as a duck, he’s made of wood. Therefore…
Does anyone else see a disturbing pattern? Or is it just me?
Hey, visit my other blogs, please. I’ve haven’t done much lately with Mild Max and my crusade against the Global Warming crowd. Then there’s more political humor and satire at Sideshow Mirrors, where Eric’s been having a ball, but he’s getting kind of lonely -’cause I haven’t been posting much there either. Stop by and say hi to him, won’t ya?
Category: Political Humor Tags: Barack Hussein Obama Satire, Barack Obama Satire, Child Obesity, Don't ask don't tell, Funny Pictures, Gays in Military, Marvin the Martian, Newt Gingrich, noads, Political Humor, Ronald McDonald, Sarah Palin Reload, Targeted Districts, Telletubbies, Tiger Woods Sex Rehab








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this is so funny – provided you’ve had a labotomy. but hey, we ridiculed george ‘bumblebrain’ bush and dick ‘the liar’ cheney and karl ‘sissy BS artist’ rove and donald ‘FOS’ rumsfeld for 8 years so you have your little party. the truth is that republicans AND democrats alike are stealing from all the taxpayers. ever see a politician retire and take a job as a schoolteacher or lawyer or accountant? ever see a retired politician from any party end up broke? hmmmm….so who’s really tricking who?
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Hey Charles, WTF? What’s with the lobotomy crack? You got a problem with people with mental illnesses? You prejudice piece of shit.
Oh wait, I guess Les does make fun of Obama. And we all know he is one sick fuck. (Obama that is)
Les, you prejudice piece of sh…
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Charles Franklin – So let me guess, you didn’t use capitals at the beginning of sentences or for people’s names for my benefit, cus I be so dum?
I’ll agree with your premises as far as both parties are at fault, but not all politicians. Such blanket statements are weak thinking of a lazy mind.
L Ron – With friends like you…
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“ever see a politician retire and take a job as a schoolteacher or lawyer or accountant?”
Generally, when politicians retire they are given a position with the companies, groups, organizations, etc that were most instrumental in campaign help throughout their career.
Bob Dole for example is a lawyer for Alston & Bird. I’d be willing to bet that firm gave him a lot of money over the years.
Here at RL Charles we get it. We understand the dirty game that is politics. But we are a conservative blog and we will generally pick on the left side.
That is how we roll.
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omg this stuff is so funny because i dislike obama thats just my opinion.