Comments on: Barack Obama Needs a New Best Friend Forever

By: Satire | Obama Air Tires | Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty

Satire | Obama Air Tires | Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 15:14:59 +0000

[...] The first 30 callers will also get a free Barack Henry Obama Version of the Bible with an inscription by Rev. Jeremiah Wright. [...]

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Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:11:36 +0000

[...] He can save the country from financial crisis while denying knowledge of his America hating, race baiting, terrorist friends. [...]

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Sat, 19 Jul 2008 14:43:42 +0000

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By: Fiar

Fiar — Fri, 16 May 2008 16:22:33 +0000

I have to agree with David. Richard Simmons is a little too high strung.

By: don

don — Fri, 16 May 2008 05:41:19 +0000

I always thought that John Edwards was kind of gay.

By: Chris C.

Chris C. — Fri, 16 May 2008 01:36:00 +0000

Hmm didn’t even think of Ryan Seacrest and a Clay Aiken w/ Obama pic was actually in the first draft. No kidding

Funny, a guy can have a crazy minister and a man who was a terrorist as friends but Richard Simmons is too scary.

By: Les James

Les James — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:39:10 +0000

What about Ellen? She’s liberal. She dresses like a guy. She dates women and Michelle could have new friend too. I’ll bet she even bowls.

By: David

David — Thu, 15 May 2008 16:23:58 +0000

Ryan Seacrest does have potential but I fear he fails the androgynous requirement. Everyone is fairly confident he has man bits in his junk drawer even though no one thinks he knows how to use them.

I fear Dicky Simmons is too high energy and gets too much attention to let the candidate be the one in the spot light.

This could prove difficult. Hey what about Clay Aiken – he could bring all those couch potatoes who are used to voting on-line for contest-shows and I understand his alleged music is popular with the blue-collared uneducated types.

By: Courtney

Courtney — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:38:35 +0000

Richard Simmons scares me… Chuck Norris would have been ideal!

By: Jinksy

Jinksy — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:02:18 +0000

My pick would’ve been Ryan Seacrest.

He would have the gay vote, the old vote, and he would also have the all-elusive “We Hate Simon Cowell” vote.

But, I guess Richard Simmons, makes sense too.